Next Gen Nissan Vehicles to shove vitamins down our throats

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

WHEN WILL IT END?!
http://www.popsci.com/cars/article/2010 ... maker-says

[Dattebayo]

Vitamin C is a mild acid. I really don't want that sh*t sprayed around me. WTF?

[PyR0NiAk]

[ADDirishboy]

Can I modify the vitamin C dispenser to squirt Sunny D in my mouth instead?

*insert lame joke about something squirting in my mouth here*

[nissangirl74]

Hell fire, let's just skip all the BS of the next 15-20 years and skip right to the part where all we do is sit in the vehicle, tell it where we want to go, and it drives us there, unassisted.

[Otto.]

CITRUS IN MY EYES!

[Dattebayo]

Hell fire, let's just skip all the BS of the next 15-20 years and skip right to the part where all we do is sit in the vehicle, tell it where we want to go, and it drives us there, unassisted.

I just saw I, Robot on TV. Also, this will cut down on drunk driving significantly.

[krash]

yea but then you get to drive your car in "manual mode" at a billion miles an hour

[Pieceofsand]

the government wants to mind control us.

[infinitgkid]

Hell fire, let's just skip all the BS of the next 15-20 years and skip right to the part where all we do is sit in the vehicle, tell it where we want to go, and it drives us there, unassisted.

There are times I wish this was a reality.

C'mon, you know there are "those" trips where you just don't want to drive but you still have to, or you're super exhausted and you don't have worry about falling asleep at the wheel and dying in a fireball.

[themadscientist]

I want an onboard computer that does things like point out hot chicks and chumps who want to race. If it would autotint my winders and keep cycling through radio stations to avoid pop crap as well I would find that valuable.

[Rev_D21]

<<<Mildly ashamed to be a Nissan owner right about now. When did Nissan come out of the closet?

[Dattebayo]

Seriously, this won't be on any American Nissan.

[ADDirishboy]

the government wants to mind control us.

[breadbox]

Lol. Helpful speedometer to remember birthdays?

"You are going 70 miles an hour. It's Steve's birthday. and you chumped out with gift certificate. This party is gonna suck. Air temperature 78 degrees"

[Mr1der]

how bout a 400hp car that gets 36mpg without batteries? And costs less than 30k?

[wingFeather]

I want the robotic masturbator from THX1138.

[Mr1der]

put a fleshlight in a paint mixer.

[themadscientist]

haha! pure genius.

Keep the jerkmaster 3000, I'll take the Lola.
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