New Zealand Shop Sells Fake Urine To Beat Office Drug Tests

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New Zealand retailers are selling synthetic urine to help people beat workplace drug tests for substances such as cannabis and ecstasy, it was reported Wednesday.

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The phony pee has a similar chemical composition to real urine and allows workers to pass doping tests imposed by employers, the New Zealand Herald newspaper reported.

Chris Fowlie, the owner of an Auckland shop called Hempstore that offers the product, said it gave workers back their privacy.

"Random drug testing goes against the Bill of Rights and the Privacy Act and violates the natural justice of presumption of innocence," Fowlie told the newspaper.

Hempstore's website offers a product called "Quick Fix", a pre-mixed synthetic urine that it claims has a 100 percent pass rate in New Zealand drug tests.

It comes complete with a heating pad to bring it up to body temperature and a pouring spout that users can use to mimic relieving themselves if anyone is watching as they take the test.

"With a bit of practice the pouring spout makes it look very realistic," the website says.

Scientist Paul Fitzmaurice, from the government's Environmental Science and Research department, said the fake urine was difficult to distinguish from the real thing, although it did not smell like the natural substance.

New Zealand allows workplace drug tests but they are generally limited to cases where substance abuse would result in a safety issue, according to the labor department.

Source:(AFP)


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Fck it, I'm gonna start selling piss...

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f*** drug tests. What i do in my own time is my business. That business just happens to stay in my system for 2 weeks, so even if i never went to work high, it would be a problem.
I actually just recently quit smoking and i have lost over 10 pounds (under 130 again) and havent slept more than 3 hours a night in the past 3 days. It helps make me hungry and tired.
I was gunna get some of this s*** but its too pricey for my blood.

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Dittoz7 wrote:Fck it, I'm gonna start selling piss...
To think we're flushing away a potential fortune.... :)

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I used to sell my pee to co-workers. quite lucrative actually.

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Just wait for them to pass the bill to start pissing people on welfare.

Pee prices will sky rocket!!!!!!

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Old news is old. People have been doing this for years.

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I'm not a big fan of employer drug tests.

They make sense in the NFL when they are testing for something that enhances performance, but it shouldn't matter to my employer whether or not I smoke reefer at home as long as I don't come to work high.

I don't much care for the idea of an employer running a credit report either. FWIW, I don't even smoke weed and I have near-perfect credit, but I don't think that anything anyone does outside of work is an employer's business UNLESS they bring said negative attention. If they do, then can them, but employers shouldn't be allowed to be preventative about it except for looking at actual prior convictions (if any).

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FukinG37S wrote:Just wait for them to pass the bill to start pissing people on welfare.

Pee prices will sky rocket!!!!!!
Great, I have an endless supply if that happens...


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