Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover.He forces himself to open his eyes, and thefirst thing he sees is a couple of aspirinsand a glass of water on the side table. He sitsdown and sees his clothing in front of him, allclean and pressed. Marty looks around the roomand sees that it is in is in perfect order,spotless clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on thetable "Honey, breakfast is on the stove,I left early to go shopping.Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enoughthere is a hot breakfast and the morningnewspaper.His son is also at the table, eating.Marty asks,"Son, what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M.,drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, pukedin the hallway, and gave yourself a black eyewhen you stumbled into the door"Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everythingin order and so clean, and breakfast is on thetable waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that!Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when shetried to take your pants off, you said,"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"
a self-induced hangover - $100.00
broken furniture - $200.00
breakfast - $10.00
saying the right thing - priceless.
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that duct tape joke is from a chick in memphis..i used to live there. i local radio station wreg rock 103 got it and posted it. her dad saw it a sued them to take it off the site, but alas the net had already scooped it up. it became a huge thing in town, a really riot. they looked like losers and the radio station like victims...that is priceless.!!!!!