needed: lovin

Post by **MasterMan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

well damnit.. i need a woman that isnt insain.. its been about 3 months sense i have been with a girl, and she was insain.. all the chill chicks want to just be friends or already have a guy.. wtf.. i always get stuck with the crazy ones.. well everyone that is marryed or found the right one consider yourself lucky.. also.. if anyone in florida knows a alright looking NORMAL woman, between the age of 16 - 18 let me know

(im 17 myself..) sorry i know this isnt the place.. ect.. but i had to vent...

also sorry about the spelling errors.. its late and i suck at english...

Post by **themadscientist** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

You obviously actract wackos. I hate to tell you(well actually I am enjoying the heck out of telling you) Women get more nutty as they accumulate emotional baggage, enjoy your youth!

Post by **MasterMan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

yeah man, i chill with really down to earth girls, but they are just close friends they dont want anything more then that.. and the chicks i date are just.. well.. crazy..

Post by **themadscientist** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

as a former "nice guy" let me tell you, that cute guy buddy buddy BS will get you a ton of those "freinds". If you want to get in her pants the freind zone is to be avoided at all costs. Women for the most part place a lot of value on close male freinds and won't give it up even if they want to for fear of botching the freindship. It's actually a compliment but it's going to leave you alone on the weekends while they go out with pushy A-holes they will complain to you about on Monday, sound familiar?

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

"Friend" is the kiss of death! Avoid being the friend. Turn your phone off on the weekends. You are busy, too busy to be taking their phone calls and being there for them all the time.

The moment a girl calls you her friend, she just told you that you will never see her naked.

If you chase a dog, it runs from you. Memorize that sentence.

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

I'll try not to be too crude here, but women are good for only a few things. Near the top of the list is cooking you food. Think about this for a minute... what do they really provide for you besides cooking/cleaning/sex??? My girlfriend gives me what i need, so I'm not hating on women here. I don't like the idea of "girl-friends". Especially ones with big cans and low cut jeans. I don't know about you, but I've got plenty of guy friends to hang out with or watch the game with. If girls want to try and play the friend game, they can do it elsewhere. This should be your philosophy. If you make yourself available to these "friends" that are girls, they'll take take take, and absorb as much attention as you can give them, and never give you what YOU want. I think we all know what men want.

Post by **big jon's 240** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

All women are insane. The trick is to find one that is a little less crazy than the rest!

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

Very true big jon. The problem i see is, young men need to enjoy the freedoms of their youth. Too many young men are lonely or need a girl or whatever. Insecurity is like bad body odor, and girls can smell it a mile away! Young men need to do their own thing, focus on what will make them succeed, because when you're 30, have a great career, drive a luxury car, and live in a huge house, women will be all over you like flies on stink. But, to each his own.

Post by **Aries** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

big jon's 240 wrote:All women are insane. The trick is to find one that is a little less crazy than the rest!

agreed.Masterbator... er.. Man... you should make your goal to be finding a girl who is interrested in the same things you are, but not to the point where she will be a pain about wanting to go everywhere with you. Sometimes guys need alone time just like girls do, but you know that once you get her hooked on cars it is only a matter of time before she is naked on the hood

Post by **MaineExport** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

I think having the female "friends" is a GREAT idea for many reasons. First of all, it makes you look caring and potential bootie partners love that. Also, it creates a certain amount of jealousy to keep the girlfriend in check (after all, she wouldn't want you to get stolen out from underneath her by another woman). Another good reason for female friends, as long as they are cool and not prone to getting attached... then the 'friends with benefits' thing can be amazing! Oh yeah, they also have other female friends that happen to become single now and again... and women JUST LOVE to play matchmaker!

I don't know, I've had good and bad come from having female friends. I can honestly say that most the time I've come out better off WITH female friends-a-plenty. But, it has also come back to bite me in the a$$ before. Good luck man, and just relax... somehow when you're not really trying the best ones usually come along.

Post by **Nathan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

I was friends with my girlfriend for about 5 months before we finally hooked up (been together almost 2 years now) although she liked me the whole time and I kinda had a thing for her but was dating someone else at the time. So it CAN work if you are friends first but you have to be the kinda friends who think each other is hot I think

Anyway...I just have one last thing to add...why not go for some 15 year olds too? Shoot your only 17! I'm 19 and my girlfriend is 17, nothin wrong with it. Besides, if there isnt grass on the field, you can always play in the mud!!

For anyone wondering: no matter how sexist this post might have sounded, I love and respect my girlfriend very much!

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

I always had several female friends - Had the "nice guy" routine down to a T.

The ONLY one I didn't sleep with is still my friend. :boink

Lesson - The only difference (when dating) between nice guys and a$$holes? Nice guys only get to hit it once.

Post by **Tino** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

You wanna swing with hitmans mom? easy ride man not very satisfying however.

Post by **MainEvent212** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

dude w/e, i'm so about to start dating my former best friend...the chillest girl i know AND she's gorgeous...so my life is beautiful :-D...well if all goes as planned lol theres a few issues to get out of the way *cough*clingyexwhowontleave...i'm workin on it...

Post by **Nathan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

When I was friends with my girlfriend I was dating my best girl friend...actually for the second time. It never worked out very well but she's still one of my best friends! Every once in a while you get to keep em' as friends

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

http://www.intellectualwhores.....html

nuff said.

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd... I think we've found an honest chick.

Post by **skydragoness** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

hhehe! you can't fight biology sometimes...that link brings up some good points. but there should be a sliding scale on shallowness.

i never knew Dave Chappelle was a rabbi

Post by **rwdseeker** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

[quote=" Nathan Besides, if there isnt grass on the field, you can always play in the mud!! [/quote]

Um.... Never heard that one before, wonder if anyone else caught it.

Mud... :puke

And this intellectual whore business... fascinating.

Post by **98TURBOKA** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

It all comes down to the FACT all women are crazy in their own way, it's just a matter of finding one that you can deal with.

Post by **Stock-S13** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

ha i thought i was the only one who actually saw that. glad to see smonelse knows his work outside oif that comedy central stuff... but yeah he speaks the truth.. like

Women: ohh nice, porsche.Man: gotcha Bitc*

ahh i need to watch that again.. wierd me and yeswepromise were talking about girls when i found this thread..

Edgar

Post by **MasterMan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

LaureltheQueen wrote:http://www.intellectualwhores.....html

nuff said.

i saw that site a while back, but it was too much to read (im lazy) but i finnaly sat down and read it all yesterday.. what a good website.. lol.. i think everyone should read that..

Post by **UncleBen** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Post by **MasterMan** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Post by **miteymax86** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd (keep the chain going!!!!)

Post by **SmithSR** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Guys need to focus on doing their own thing and making yourself successful. Women are attracted to men with money. This is a universal truth.

Post by **trpower7** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Post by **Rockenreno** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Tue May 27, 2003 9:41 pm

:Werd

needed: lovin

needed: lovin

dave

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