Need to spice up your valentines day

[snwbrdr435]

HUNTSVILLE, Alabama -- The same shop that made national headlines for opening America's first sex toy drive-thru is offering customers another tantalizing deal just in time for Valentine's Day: Trade your guns for "romance-inspiring gifts," aka vibrators and other intimate items.

http://blog.al.com/breaking/2011/02/ala ... _toys.html

Sorry nala but they only accept real guns. No water pistols, your going to have to wait to switch over to something a little more member friendly then instant detailer.

[sbird1]

I'd rather keep my gun than buy a vibrator. Thanks for the offer.

[costa_rican13]

same here. vibes for a 12ga? no way.. dueces

[alms24sebring]

Id rather take a free ticket to the Bunny Ranch

[drksolest]

if a vibrator is as expensive as a gun, it better take me to dinner n get me off

[numbnuts240]

it better take me to dinner n get me off

you should see my michael j. fox impression

[Encryptshun]

if a vibrator is as expensive as a gun, it better take me to dinner n get me off

[AppleBonker]

if a vibrator is as expensive as a gun, it better take me to dinner n get me off

Just don't make it too powerful

[sx moneypit]

if a vibrator is as expensive as a gun, it better take me to dinner n get me off

Just don't make it too powerful

[drksolest]

Just don't make it too powerful

[sentrastace]

I heard about this on the radio this morning! pretty neat.

[Encryptshun]

I'm assuming you're talking about the "Guns for Dongs" bit and not the "Sexual experiment turns into episiotomy" bit.

[AppleBonker]

I'm assuming you're talking about the "Guns for Dongs" bit and not the "Sexual experiment turns into episiotomy" bit.

I hope not. I just got really interested in Stace's sexual fetishes...

[scotty-2-forty]

if a vibrator is as expensive as a gun, it better take me to dinner n get me off

Just don't make it too powerful

..... .... That guy's not real good with his tool now is he? Which begs the question as to why would she need a toy when the real thing is right there? Stupid.

[Amays U G37S]

Truth be told Scotty, women perfer big boats over motions of the ocean.

And after seeing your pants ...........................

[scotty-2-forty]

Truth be told Scotty, women perfer big boats over motions of the ocean.

And after seeing your pants ...........................

You should see a doctor - those weren't mine. ................

[costa_rican13]

therapy? lol