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[95zenki man]

This is pretty simple guys.

If you have any questions about ur car, future car, or anything that you need some help with post it up and ill try to get back to you with an answer as fast as possible.

The reason for doing this you might ask? Well. In just over 600 post I don't think I have given this site much at all. So now I'm going to try and give back to the community that has helped me so much.

Just think of me as your search toll for anything you can't find or need a more explained answer.

[frapjap]

Will future production flying cars have power steering?

[95zenki man]

Yes. Those turbine motors are heavy, although Honda's and Nissan's probably will stop working soon after installation of new boosters.

[sbird1]

I'm starting a new job tomorrow and plan to move out of the house on Thursday into a place with my buddy. Do you anticipate that I will make enough money? I also want to finance another motorcycle soon after and want to be sure that I can afford that too (I'm thinking GSX-R 750). Also, any big-titted sausage jockeys in my future?

[frapjap]

Thanks for the speedy reply. Now I will shop for the Hyundai flying car.

Why would someone name their company "skunk 2?"

[95zenki man]

I'm starting a new job tomorrow and plan to move out of the house on Thursday into a place with my buddy. Do you anticipate that I will make enough money? I also want to finance another motorcycle soon after and want to be sure that I can afford that too (I'm thinking GSX-R 750). Also, any big-titted sausage jockeys in my future?

You should be alright in terms of $ although I see a falling out with you and your buddy in 6 1/2 weeks due to living conditions.
Financing a bike can be a tricky subject I suggeste looking at something a little older (04-06) and go from there they can be had for 2-5k. Just wait for a good deal to come around

[Bubba1]

Here are a couple of questions I've wondered about:

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Can a hearse with a dead body drive in the carpool lane?

If you think you're a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

[95zenki man]

Here are a couple of questions I've wondered about:

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Can a hearse with a dead body drive in the carpool lane?

If you think you're a hypochondriac, then are you one or not?

Ill do my best to help ya out.


1.
This is one i never really got, The only reasonable explanation i can find is, 'way' means 'road'. So a driveway is a road that you drive on, typically either to the street or your garage. A parkway is a road through or to a park. Usually parkways are landscaped, or beautified, with medians or trees along the edges.


2.
Hell yeah i don't see why not, lets think about it the carpool lane is for cars with more thin one occupant...i don't care if you just killed Kenny and drooped him in the trunk...you have more then one occupant in the car... dead or alive...

3.
Yes....In this day and age if you think you have something im sure some nut case already has a name for it.

[frapjap]

Why would someone name their company "skunk 2?"

I AM GOING TO BE UNDER-INFORMED

[95zenki man]

Why would someone name their company "skunk 2?"

I AM GOING TO BE UNDER-INFORMED

Wow sorry was on my phone all day and missed this one.


Well look at it this way.

Skunk AKA a very yummy weed, gets you really high. take 2 hits of that and ur about in the right state of mind to pay money for some crappy knock off parts.

[frapjap]

LMAO, good enough explanation for me.

[Bubba1]

Ill do my best to help ya out.


1.
This is one i never really got, The only reasonable explanation i can find is, 'way' means 'road'. So a driveway is a road that you drive on, typically either to the street or your garage. A parkway is a road through or to a park. Usually parkways are landscaped, or beautified, with medians or trees along the edges.


2.
Hell yeah i don't see why not, lets think about it the carpool lane is for cars with more thin one occupant...i don't care if you just killed Kenny and drooped him in the trunk...you have more then one occupant in the car... dead or alive...

3.
Yes....In this day and age if you think you have something im sure some nut case already has a name for it.

Very good. , a few more, hopefully more challenging:

How fast do hotcakes sell?

At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

[Encryptshun]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you really are leaving it?

[Dattebayo]

The greedy anus takes it from the large intestine so it can give it to the toilet in payment for all the puking the mouth did after that party two weeks ago...

[95zenki man]

Very good. , a few more, hopefully more challenging:

How fast do hotcakes sell?

At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?


If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?

1.
Much faster than cold cakes do.

2.
Both...Unless theres a cute blond with long legs and a nice @ss sitting next to you. In that case just put the arm rest up

3.
That is the no man's land between failure at success and success at failure. Actually, it's called quitting. A round about way but never the less, quitting.

4.
Dont want no zombies man!!!! ALWAYS STERILIZE YOUR NEEDLES!

[95zenki man]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you really are leaving it?

I blame the French....

[Bubba1]

Why do they call it taking a dump when you really are leaving it?

Hmmm. I assume "taking" refers the time involved to doing the act. But I also think it's less offensive than saying you're about to "give birth to Nala", and less confusing than saying you're about to "clear the hershey highway" (if you live in central PA).