need help with translation (asian)

[suby01]

ok so long story short someone made a comment about my car. and from what i found offline and translators is that its making fun of my car

お前は、性能の悪い・大食いのアメ車の方がが丁度いいぞ

it means something like

As for you, efficiency the car of bad gluttony is exactly betterand orYou, poor performance of a car eating a carrot that's just great!

so as you see its something thats somewhat funny i just really want to know what it says if youd really translate it...

any help gets a

[G_whizz]

LMAO!!



I have no clue, I can't find it anywhere online.

Where did they say this btw??

[Sentientbydesign]

Based on which translators will work, it looks like japanese.

One of the biggest issues with the language is that the sentence order is EXTREMELY different than any of the romance languages.

English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese...etc all order their sentences similarly (even though some are backwards of the others).

Japanese has a completely different order and therefore makes electronic translators a pain.

[soul_hfk]

this is what i found Before お, は, performance の 悪 い big food い の ア メ Che のfang が が Ding Duい い ぞ

[soul_hfk]

here i found it..... As for you, efficiency the [ame] car of bad gluttony is exactly better 1st one i looked up was asain 2nd is japanese

[suby01]

LMAO!!



I have no clue, I can't find it anywhere online.

Where did they say this btw??

haha its on this "other G" forum. some new guy making fun of my car apparantly.

Sentient+soul. Thanks for the input guys. Im definitely aware that you cant just translate a language word for word. Because you will never make sense. Maybe my question wasn’t clear enough. im looking for someone who is or knows someone at work, school, street, being Asian Chinese Japanese sorry but I don’t know which one. . Who can take that saying and bring it into English that would make it make sense and be fun.

[G_whizz]

Serves you right for going to "other" forums..

I don't understand why he would make fun of your car anyways... I always thought it was pretty clean.

[tollboothwilley]

It definetly looks like japanese.

The problem with the translators is that there are sayings in the language you won't be able to understand without knowing the language. Translators miss these.

I'm good at Korean which has very similar grammar structure but I don't know all the Kanji that they have in there.

To me it sounds like he was making fun of the visuals of the car as they decrease performance.

[uncbeers]

He probably hates red...lol

I could get a linguist to do it for you but I'm guessing my company would have issues with that expense

[johnparkyourcar]

If it was Korean I would be able to help you out but i dunno crap about Japanese.... I'm curious n wanna know...any japanese people in here?? ....afterall.. we only drive a Japanese car....

on a side note... when i went to japan over the summer, i found out that 'nissan' literally means 'made in japan.'

[zozoka1212]

Maybe he's got issues, Maybe he was born in Hiroshima or Nagasaki in 1945 Aug/06 or Aug/09 or after shortly. You just never know. If you want to piss him of just photoshop your car a front of the mushroom cloud see what he's got to say. I would not visit that thread for few days tho.

zozo

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

lol... I bet he is one of those that wants to bomb us lol!

DJ

[BrandAidDesignG35]

LOL ZOZO, youre one crazy mofo....

That's funny suby01... lol, Ever wonder how silly we must sound to the eastern nations when we talk english? As long as you never heard them say "guy jee" I think you're OK, it means white trash... lol

Hey, maybe I can take a picture of my tattoo and see if you can translate that too.... lol

[G_whizz]

Uh oh ...do you have a tattoo that says "I like white rice"???

I hope your tattoo artist wasn't Asian...

[BrandAidDesignG35]

No, it was some long haired biker dude with a grey beard as long as his hair who convinced me his shop was clean, I was underage so I didn't really care anyway... Though I did doubt him at the time.

He had a list of characters that he claimed were Japanese.... I got "G " "L".... lol I'm sure it means something else....

I actually showed my Japanese friend, he was like... "Geeee ELLLLE" ?... lol I think it actually means something else though... lol

[tollboothwilley]

post a pic of your tattoo...

i know a few characters and MAY be able to break it down

[zozoka1212]

Should we ask first where the tatoo is located on his body before he post a picture and we like

I can picture it hey there is my tatoo right here :moon or the other side.



zozo

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Here 's my Bad arse tattoo

[G_whizz]

Yup I knew it!!!!!!

You got screwed!!!

It says "I like rice"

[BrandAidDesignG35]

I'm shaking my fist right now at your avatar.... Sheesh... I do love rice though so that's not tooo bad right?!?>!?

lol

[zozoka1212]

hehehehe

zozo

Rice baby rice

Now we have to know for sure what those are.

[suby01]

haha to all you guys.

whiz.. i kno bro i like it for what it is....maybe its cuz i dont have a rice cup holder or something. ok ill stop.

but i did talk to a few people that knew people that help people. and this is what i got.

so all those squigly lines mean one of two things.

For you, an inefficient, gas-guzzling American car is just right!"



or another translation is

your car is like a carrot for king kong in a godzilla fight or something like that

i think i like the second one better.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

I like the first one... lol Sounds like the Japanese don't like Infinitis for their inefficient qualities.

But a carrot on a fight with Godzilla?

ZOZO!!! I think I'd rather not know what my tatoo means... lol