Need good prank ideas

[NolimitZ32]

One of my coworkers who is also my roommate thinks he's a damn clown, he constantly pulls pranks at work. Now granted some of his pranks are funny but it is just getting out of hand, now short of the ex-lax brownies (which is in the making), hair dye in the shower head and superglue in the Jergens bottle I'm fairly short on ideas of how to teach him a lesson, publicly, at work, and keep my job. So I am looking for suggestions of some good pranks (the more painful the better as long as they don't leave a permanent mark) that I can pull on this guy. Anything goes, I'll decide if it's too much, and the fact that I live with him opens it up for some stuff that wouldn't be acceptable at work (like the superglue wank). So let me have your best & most evil ideas. GO!

[Bubba1]

One of my coworkers who is also my roommate thinks he's a damn clown, he constantly pulls pranks at work. Now granted some of his pranks are funny but it is just getting out of hand, now short of the ex-lax brownies (which is in the making), hair dye in the shower head and superglue in the Jergens bottle I'm fairly short on ideas of how to teach him a lesson, publicly, at work, and keep my job. So I am looking for suggestions of some good pranks (the more painful the better as long as they don't leave a permanent mark) that I can pull on this guy. Anything goes, I'll decide if it's too much, and the fact that I live with him opens it up for some stuff that wouldn't be acceptable at work (like the superglue wank). So let me have your best & most evil ideas. GO!

Well, placing a fresh turd or fish beneath his car seat is a traditional favorite, especially in warm weather. I've mentioned the following one in the past but nothing beats a good old fashioned junk mail campaign. You and some friends simply get together over beers and fill out those free postage paid postcards to send free information to him. Things like craftmatic adjustable beds, burpee seed catalogs, etc. Use his address, but make up disgusting firsr/middle names, like Hugh Sucke, Mike Rodick, d!ck Liquor, etc. You can even add faux company names for extra zings, like Smith Extra small condoms, or Eigot Herpes Corp., it's a fun group activity coming up with the names. Not that I've done this before, but you must spell the names so they'll evade the censors but still gets the message across, plus you should try to avoid sending more than one from the same firm as they have programs to catch those too. It's a win for everyone. It costs nothing to do; fun to come up with the names, the mailer makes money as they resell their mailing lists many times (which means it's a prank that keeps on giving), you get to see them arrive daily and can post them on the fridge, USPS gets extra business due to the postage, printers make money by printing extra copies of what ever is being printed, and it'll amuse your mailman who''ll begin calling your roommate by some of those names.

Other ideas include parking him in. for example, if he parks in a traditional parking lot, you get two people with beaters to park on either side of him inches from his doors, loosening his desk lamp, Vaseline on the steering wheel or shift knob, lower his office chair every morning and glue it at that spot, pebbles in his hubcaps, wetting his office chair (assuming it's fabric)

One of the best work pranks I witnessed was a retaliation for the 'ol wet seat trick. The victim (who worked for me) drove a VW Karmen Ghia with big chrome bumpers and the wet tushed prankster noticed the victim always parked nose in at the office, so he never looked at the front of his car. The wet tushed prankster (not me) then fabricated a sign that said "Gay Pride" and mounted it low on the homophobic victim's front bumper. He drove it a couple days that way, even mentioned to us chuckling coworkers how many people were honking their approval at him presumably about his snazzy car.. well, until he finally saw he sign. The prankster got him a second time when I invited the victim to join me with some customers at a charity golf tournament. For reasons unknown, he brought his clubs into the office instead of transferring them from his car to mine in the parking lot. The opportunistic prankster, made up another "Gay Pride" sign out of paper, and duct taped it to the bottom of his golf bag when he picked it up to leave (by pretending to bump into him). The victim said goodbyes to the losers who did not have the opportunity to golf while on the clock. Of course, there were major chuckles as he walked away when the sign became visible. The sign lasted until the elevator ride with the customers (who were great guys that I'd known for years) when his bag made an odd sound as he put it down. We all got a good laugh when he peeled it off and showed it to us. Needless to say, his name on the scorecard that day was "Mr Gay Pride". He was a good sport about it and shared the rest of the story about it, which was a great icebreaker.

[Looneybomber]

Superglue in the shampoo bottle? Will that work? Super glue cures by absorbing moisture, so it should just absorb the water right out of the shampoo and solidify in the bottle me thinks.

[JTR32gtst]

You can jack his car up just enough to put blocks under the control arms/axle of the drive wheels where the tires are off the ground enough to not move the car, but not enough to where it is noticable.

We jacked up my friends car, it was a front wheel drive and sat the lower control arms off the front tires on those concrete blocks and the tires were barely off the ground, but since it was on the control arms, the cars weight kept the usual height. He got it, started it, put it in reverse and it went no where. He kept going from park reverse and revving it like crazy. He got out and looked around and then saw the blocks. We hid the jack and took his out of the car and left a treasure map leading him through clues to finally find the jack. It took him 1 hour to complete the mission.

[yodawill2000]

My oldest Son got his Boss by wiring a Airhorn (From a 18 Wheeler) to his brake light circuit. F'n Hilarious it was .
Scared the BeJebus outta that guy.

[NolimitZ32]

These are all awesome!!! however he doesn't have a car, he is buying a bike soon (R6) and he does play golf, so might have to try out the gay pride idea , and wet chair, hmmmm. The superglue in the Jergen's (lotion), you don't add it, you replace it, the end result is a la American Pie 2 "I uh glued myself to uhhhm myself"

[Greenblurr93]

[NolimitZ32]

^not seeing it.

[BusyBadger]

***THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK DUE TO LANGUAGE*** - Buttered Floor Prank

[NolimitZ32]

I love the buttered floor and it will happen, I work on a remote site so i'm only home 1 week a month and that week is fast approaching.