need girl advice

[Fisherdude]

ok so this seeexxxy chick moved in next door and shes my age, only problem is shes gota boyfriend. shes one of them loyal ones too; what should i do? i really wana get wit her btw

[NickD85]

Go outside on the next nice day, take your shirt off, pop the hood, and pretend to be doing some real manly work on your truck.

[Empty V]

I say you fill your bathtub with pepto-bismo, smother yourself with the freshest lama milk you can get your hands on, leave your front door open and scream like someone is stabbing you until she walks in. She'll throw her clothes off and jump all over you. It worked for me, that's how I met my wife.

Billy

[jsm02cpa]

Find her car, park next to it, unhook the battery, be standing outside doing something with your car when she comes out, and be her hero to fix it when it won't start...

[naladude911]

This belongs in general chat.If you cant find help in these 25 pages, I dont blame you, since I never found any either.zerothread?id=401231

[Fisherdude]

i felt like getting info from real people. thanks for the advice

[REZN]

im thinking youre a grown man... im a teenager... and my advice is... make her a slut!!its not hard at all... no shirt off, money flashin, music blastin, attention grabbin type s***... its just the way you talk.if you know how to talk to a b**** than you can make her do whatever you want.ofcourse i mean no offense to anyone married but only thing on my mind is different girls... not marriage.lol

[mcheddadi]

i felt like getting info from real people. thanks for the advice

not real people you say...?

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*epic music starts playing*

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[krott5333]

Whats the matter, too puss to get puss?

[AZhitman]

Here's my advice: Grow up.

"One of them loyal types"? You mean not all women are sluts? OMGWTF!

Here's the deal - She's got a BF. You missed out.

Besides, how do you KNOW you want to "get wit dat"? Because of what she looks like? What if she's retarded? Or annoying? Or a psycho b**** from hell?

p.s. The poster above (REZN) has been watching too much p0rn. I'm betting he's getting it a LOT less than he'd like.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

psycho b****es will definitely ruin your day/week/month/year/life.

If advertising has taught me anything, you need to get her assorted types of alcohol, diet pills, cigarettes, cars, car insurance, clothes, chocolate, AXE, food, boats, and probably a few other things I'm forgetting.

GL!

[REZN]

to AZhitperhaps too much p0rn... but still alot more hoes comin in my wayand its not because im the cutest guy out there and got money out the a**its just because i know how to talk to them....( or my pathfinder lol).. but i think for my agei get more than enough sluts.

[AZhitman]

Good deal brotha -

Keep picking the low-hanging fruit. It must be hard work getting all those "sluts" and "hoes"...

[REZN]

no.. its not hard workthats the idealolthats why theyre called sluts!!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I LOVE IT!

[AZhitman]

One of those "hoes" stole your Sarcasm Detector.

[carnal_c30]

you should walk up to her and slap her, then she will ever forget you =)

Jk but seriously how do you know she's the faithful type?

I pull the most chicks when I either have a gf (to which I am always faithful) or when I amAbsolutely enjoying being single and the last thing I want is a gf

So my advice is do what you do, live your life how you want to and if she notices you then that's a good sign just play it cool

[WINNIPEGS_MOST_WANTED]

^ For REZN

[Qxxx4]

DAMN i dont think ive seen this much response, this fast, to any thread, ever!

Fisherdude...the main question is do you want her for a booty call or do you want a serious relationship with this girl. From the looks of it you dont know her that well and it must be a sex thing.

I've been with my gf three and a half years and i must say, a GOOD relationship is much better than flings. Think about it, treat a girl as game, and the next week shes bangin another guy. Treat her as a real person and your going to be rewarded much better, with more than just sex! But if girls are just objects to you guys...realize that a gf is pretty much your own personal prostitute, guys go on and on about getting girls left and right...id like to see how many 6-months without sex streaks they go on. LOL

ALSO...if shes the kind of girl to leave/cheat on her bf for you shes not worth your time unless all you want from her is a quick 20min romping.

if thats your goal, game on.

[JonathanPrem]

Rezn your also teen cool. Looks like im not the only young gun on board.

sorry for going of topic but damm the young ones got the good looking R50;s lol

[Qxxx4]

im 21 in october.....your car will always look awesome if you live with your parents and have a decent paying job nxt year its brokeville for me!

[NickD85]

Amen qxxx.

and this is the stupidest thread I've ever seen on this forum... I hope you were joking fisherdude... Asking for advice via an online car forum on how to hook up with your hot new neighbor who has a boyfriend

[REZN]

i just want to say 'Lol' to everyone... theres really nothing more i can say when reading all this stuff but Lol

[Fisherdude]

I can handle women guys, just thought it would be a funny-random topic starter

[AZhitman]

Just remember - If she steps out on her current guy to mess with you, she's gonna step out on you to mess with someone else... Just a matter of time.

[Fisherdude]

well isn't that just the circle of life?? win some lose some

[screwinitupagain]

Here's my advice: Grow up.

"One of them loyal types"? You mean not all women are sluts? OMGWTF!

Here's the deal - She's got a BF. You missed out.

Blah blah blah blah & some more f*ckin blah. She aint married right? No kids? I say go for it. If you land it great if not, dude you live AT THE BEACH! There will be more.

Besides, how do you KNOW you want to "get wit dat"? Because of what she looks like? What if she's retarded? Or annoying? Or a psycho b**** from hell?

1st off dipsh*t there has to be an initial pyshical attraction for to people to get together, thats what starts the whole thing off. You only say "I'm in love with your personality" to get into her pants. All you have to do is just talk to her & not sound like some of these d!ck (and believe me Brodie I aint a great looking guy but I have pulled some extremely good looking females-its all about personality & how you communicate). 2nd, she needs to be hot if you want to hook up (or whatever you kids say these days) with her for the summer... you don't f*ck her personality!3rd if she's pyscho/crazy thats all the better cause you know she'll be down for anything once you get her in bed (believe me I've loved the crazies-you might get stabbed in the end but its all worth it). And if she is retarded, you get to park in the front of the grocery store with her handicap sticker...

Pimp on brotha, pimp on. Hey where the Hell is Adam when you need him?...

[PapaSmurf2k3]

1st off dipsh*t

...did you just call the owner of the forum a dips***?

[AZhitman]

1st off dipsh*t there has to be an initial pyshical attraction for to people to get together, thats what starts the whole thing off.

Dipsh*t? Are you sniffing glue?

Listen here, Leon... (aka "The Ladies' Man")...

You're way off base. I got to know my wife before I had any idea what she looked like - I fell in love with her personality and her mind LONG before I saw her in person. I just happened to luck out - she's hot.

You're telling someone 13 years older than you how relationships work?

Whatever, dude. You're a JANITOR. The only thing you're pimpin' ends in .jpg

[Ubel Feuer]

Time for me to interject.

I was watching some comedian on HBO some years back and he was joking about how men and women differ on the subject of "taken" fish. His point, which I find extremely true in real life, was this:

A man and a woman (not dating) are looking at a happy storybook couple who are both attractive and giggly and such. Man: "I need to find a girl like that."Woman: "I need to find a way to get that guy."

You see what happened there? That's right, the woman is scheming while the man is just happy for a fellow man. You are breaking the damn rules. She's taken, snap a damn mental picture of her most desirable features and go find a clone on the beach. If all else fails she will see you bringing home hot wimmins all the time and become madly jealous and throw herself upon you like a thai hooker in an off-season.

*monocle