Neat prank call!

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So I'm sitting here doing my homework right... plowing through econ and psych like a crazy asian. My cell rings, which surprised me since I never get a signal downstairs. And I answer, which surprised me because it usually drops the call right away.

Me: "Hello?"Person: "Yeah your friend's a fukkin' dork and his car's a piece of sh1t."Me: "I like boobies." But I think he hung up immediately and didn't hear me.

He had sort of a New Jersey accent. Or maybe he had a speech problem. No caller ID, it came in as private.

So other than babysitting my stepbrother and his friends (parents left town again):

That prank call was the highlight of my night.
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The girl in the middle looks funny but she has on sevens so she's coolbeans.

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Holla at the one on the bottom right for meh, I'm not quite 20 yet so it's cool for me, yeah? Good. 1-800-Blake-Pwns

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Shes not quite 20 yet either. Youre good to go. She's also a repressed catholic with powerful sexual urges.I'm pondering all my friend's cars... and none of them are really that crappy. Theyre all clean and run well and look nice?

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Jesda wrote:Shes not quite 20 yet either. Youre good to go. She's also a repressed catholic with powerful sexual urges.
Hot damn! I went to private Catholic school right up until high school!And to compliment the other part, I'm male.

Where sould I send nudes? or possibly even pics of me in a thrift store jean jacket that makes all the ladies swoon?

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perhaps they've got a car built from buffalo chips in their garage...

probably talking about the guy holding his crotch to hide the erectlon from the site of the chicks there....

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Oh, and tell the guy with his arms up to cut his hair and stop watching crappy anime.

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So just now I left to get pizzas, and wandered down the road looking for an open grocery store. Then on my way out of Walgreens a truck (I think, possibly a Jeep) started following me. Just to see if they were following, I turned into a neighborhood and made a bunch of very random turns. I got on the interstate, and they stayed on my tail until I got off for my exit.

Then I got another phone call 15 minutes after I was inside the house, "Tell your fag friend to go suck a Johnson." And again, before I could reply "I like boobies!" they hung up.

I always figured if I was going to die, someone was likely going to kill me.

Maybe its that old lady in the Deville who I told to **** off!

-Jesda

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that's why you put on the tactical pizza mask and weild beer bottles at the attacker.

sure to ward off any evil.

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The phone call is funny and all. but i'll take the redhead.
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He called again this morning, failing to leave a voicemail. After contemplation, the only people in town with my cell are my parents and my friends. Otherwise, I just realized its on Q45.org. Someone's probably calling for Wes. And being followed last night was unrelated.

-Jesda

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Also, the fact that it's in your AIM profile might not help.

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I dont mind; I'm not paying the bill. I am however curious who it is. Its mildly amusing. They call every 2-3 hours.

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must be nice not having to pay any bills youself

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The cell is just a tracking tool for the parentals, and a way to get me to pick things up at the grocery store before I come home.

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Hahahahaha

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LOL!

BTW, Id take none of those girls

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you gotta learn to lower your standards..

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Well with the girls I hang with, there arent too many low standards. Amost every1 looks good. so its hard for me to lower my standards.

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you should move to Iowa then.

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Well I can't see how you'd have to lower your standard for the chick on the right with her eyes closed. Cute as a button.I've disagreed with a few guys on their "type" but hot chicks are pretty much "my type."

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This post suxx!!!!

what e3verer im drunk...

:p oh WELL

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Youre the one who keeps calling!!!! :o

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Jersey accents > Louisville accent

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I dig Georgia accents. Theyre southern but not so southern that you cant understand what the hell theyre talking about. They have a smoothness to them. I met one girl from Mississippi... what a nightmare it was trying to decode her speech.

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Agreed.. Georgia is perfect.. All the good without the bad...

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SeVa-S13 wrote:Well I can't see how you'd have to lower your standard for the chick on the right with her eyes closed. Cute as a button.I've disagreed with a few guys on their "type" but hot chicks are pretty much "my type."
She just looks wierd IMO. Id have to see another pic for me to be sure though. Plus hot chicks have hot bodies. I cant see her body.

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I'll let ya know what it looks like, maybe even pix if you're good.

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Okay....Ill be a good boy. But ya gotta promise.

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You think the calls are bad, you should see the emails

It's in some sort of uneducated hacker slang speak, which I can't quite make out..

This guy is clearly a nutter


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