The Starship Enterprise here.
PS: I remember those hair-metal bands. Graduated in 1985. What did I teethe on? Deep Purple. Heavy Metal. Quiet Riot. "I wanna rock!" Def Leppard. "Rock of Ages." Aldonova. "Life is just a fantasy...can you live the fantasy?"
Bought my first "ghetto blaster" from K-Mart in Kansas City, a Toshiba, in 1981 for $99. I had saved up over an entire summer of mowing lawns and cleaning sheds or garages to be able to buy that. Boy, did that thing crank.
Ahhh...when life was simple. No mortgage. No real job. No debt. A bag of nacho-cheese flavored doritos and the original flag on the moon MTV - that was it. Pre-computers, pre-cell phones, pre just about anything.