http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rLZTxhFIgE
Here's a list of what it's not:
It's not the timing chains, all the guides are good and no slack or play in the chains, replaced 35k miles ago.
It's not valve lash, I checked clearance with a feeler gauge, all the valves were in spec.
It's not a rod, I pulled the pan, bearings look good, and I drove it 80 miles on the I-state after it started (figured I had a spare engine anyways, so...)
It sounds like it's in the top end, but....
Any help will increase your awesomeness to unprecedented levels
EDIT: Sorry, the video is dark, I shot it with my iphone in the parking lot of the hospital where I work
Modified by Kujo II at 7:01 PM 12/31/2009