N.O.W. has their panties in a bunch - Again.

[IBCoupe]

For $5, I know a good truckstop you can go to for that, Greg.

[heliochrome85]

i heard that you could get it for less if you just stopped by any home depot in arizona or california...

they call it the greencard special

[AZhitman]

For $5, I know a good truckstop you can go to for that, Greg.

You would.

I'll bet you bring a coupon.

[IBCoupe]

Like an old lady at the supermarket, I can never find it when it comes time to use it, but I'm sure it's there somewhere. This is especially likely to happen when someone else is waiting to use the crack-addict.

[heliochrome85]

wow. everyone wins 100 internets.

[themadscientist]

NOW members don't wear panties. They wear man's briefs with d!ck flaps.

[heliochrome85]

foul.
just
foul.

[themadscientist]

If you don't wash those things they start to stink.

[dusred]

First I read:

Now, members don't wear panties.

So I had to check.

But then I lol'd.

[themadscientist]

It's all good, but if you are going to go with a lacy thong, take it up a size so you have some room to cuddle your junk.

[dusred]

take it up a size so you have some room

I think I'll take that as a compliment.

[themadscientist]

Well, it was more because girls have nothing up front so panties are cut close. You do realize they are different down there, right? If she has boobs and a pen15, that's bad, not a girl. Quit looking for love in Bangkok man!

[heliochrome85]

Well, it was more because girls have nothing up front so panties are cut close. You do realize they are different down there, right? If she has boobs and a pen15, that's bad, not a girl. Quit looking for love in Bangkok man!

i demand visual aids.

[IBCoupe]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQvnZOR_oIk[/youtube]

[heliochrome85]

you fail.

[IBCoupe]

[heliochrome85]

sigh, i wish mad men was real, and i could live in the 1960s.

[heliochrome85]

also
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7DAjcHFK0U[/youtube]

[AZhitman]

i demand visual aids.

[heliochrome85]

i had my first aids patient yesterday. i get to round on him this morning. yay.

also
dont do drugs.

seriously.

[IBCoupe]

i get to round on him this morning.

Dude, I'm all for living the free homosexual life if that's your thing, but do you really need to share that with us? That and this seems a little dangerous given his condition. Wear double protection.

[heliochrome85]

eh, man, the south bronx is a hell hole. no one speaks english. everyone is an alcoholic. i had a patient today who at the age of 30 was only 12 years younger than his mother.

yeah, its wild.

and like i said, dont do drugs. i had a patient today
this was his list per day
PER
DAY

-2 6 packs
- a pint of vodka
- 2.5 packs of cigs
- one or more pot joints
-$75 in cocaine.

thats all per day.

no wonder you are 32 and having heart palpitations.

[IBCoupe]

But he's living the life!

[audtatious]

He would not be having such issues if it were all legal, don cha no?

[IBCoupe]

Sure looks like it being illegal is doing a world of good, though, right?

[audtatious]

Only in that it has potentially kept him alive.

[IBCoupe]

Tariq has kept him alive. The cops had nothing to do with it.

[heliochrome85]

tariq has filled out the paperwork to keep him alive.

im a glorified secretary.

with a ton more debt.

[audtatious]

Tariq has kept him alive. The cops had nothing to do with it.

It would not be an issue if drugs were legal as he would have already Darwin'd. Blame drug laws for the guy being alive and a burden on society

[IBCoupe]

No possible way to show that, but there is one question that might help:

Tariq, how'd this guy come to your clinic?