my two hundred and fourty sx

Post by **GodDrivesA240sx** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Hi guys and gals, I just bought a nissan two hundred and fourty sx. I use to own a civic, I finally completed it and covered every inch with stickers (too bad I didn't have all those products man would I be phat!!) Well it was slammed and freight-trained a lot of hyunda's and kia's so it was pretty bad a**. This two hundred AND fourty sx is pretty nice. I love still having FWD and there's plenty of room for a triple deck adjustable aluminum spoiler.

So anyways I bought the car because of this article I read in a well-known sports car magazine. It said that these are the new civics and that I need to get a sir twenty det motor (what ever the f*** that is) and that then I would be in the 11 possibly 10's. BTW I was looking at some products to get for my car, why can't I find any clear tail lights for it? and is Mugen a good place for products for nissan? I also like spoon and mopar, hope they have a lot of nissan stuff.

Also there is a couple of things different about this car that I don't get. Why is the engine not turned sideways, and what is this bar attached to this big block looking thing on the back of the car. and where did the transmission go?? Also I'm curious as to why I don't have drum brakes anymore. (4-wheel disc brakes?!? what did nissan mess up and put front brakes on the rear??) aren't drum brakes the best??????? because bass drums rule and so do neon tubes.

BTW what is a good way of cutting the springs on a two hundred and fourty sx

-----------------------can't wait for the new FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----------------------

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrI mean...yeah...or something :beerchugwtf just happened....I'll let you guys figure it out

Post by **Daunttless** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

God..no...must....TRIPLE DECK SPOILER....cover...eyes...and..ears...FWD....must....not...let...TRANSVERSELY MOUNTED ENGINGE...corruption...spread......

must...GRANNY SHIFTING....hit....NAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...close...thread....NEONS....but...just....VIS FAKE INTERCOOLER KIT....can't....do...it.........

YouTube · Post by **EZcheese15** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Yo, whAt kinD of SticKers U got Yo? I heArd PaceSeTtEr and aPc was ThE bEst ShizNiT yo. It adDs the MoSt VtEC poWeR dUDe.

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you sound just like this guy i raced a month ago......long story...

So i had my 93 rx-7 (sold cuz it was too expensive for me...and i cried lots)theres this ****ing douche bag who has a 99 civic ex...black widow body kit, chopped muffler, 18's and believe it or not...real fast and furious paint style/stickers.I pull up next to him at this ampm and ask him to race...he gets out and starts scoping out my car...especially looking at my stock tach and speedo that goes to 180 mph (:) )then he asks...."what kind of engine you got..a v6?"(this is coming from the same kid who when asked said he could beat an rx-7)So he agrees to race...but not until proving his supreme knowledge on me again by saying an audi TT would smoke me. Then we drive to the local strip and my friend gets out to flag. so he walks over to this douche bag and explains to him that when he goes 3,2,1,drops his hand...the race starts.well my freind was doing a practice motion for these f*** and the ****er takes off anyways giving him a couple car length lead.i laugh and say "****ing f*****" out loud to myself as i dump the clutch and pass his a** in 5 sec flat.long story short = kids who drive HONDUH CIVIKS AER SMART!another little anticdote too conclude my post:the SAME kid in this civic was racing some jacked up redneck slow truck or something. he passed the truck and in a show of his leet win he pulls the ebrake and does a 180 in the middle of the road and the truck smashes into him in a head on collision. No one ****ing likes this kid so we just call for an ambulance and everyone leaves hahahaha!and daunt...vis intercoolers own dewd, but i espeically like the arospeed "cold air" intake...i bought 4 of them and duct taped them together cuz they were soo small....cuz bigger is better?

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

oops, and btw god, i know your not serious...so dont take it like i was referring to you being serious

pretty good impression tho!

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

this post makes baby jesus cry.

Post by **Daunttless** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

Post by **Nismo_Freak** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

NaKed

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

its all about the triple cam 45degree v7 with singe vtech cam and 8 on the floor automatic .

dude you need a vtech phone , lowers your electric bill and you can dial 2/10ths a second quicker on speed dial, granny dialin and double ringing

i have found the most evil chair in the world , it came up and hit my left hand with something (i ran into the chair) , anyway that hand dont work no more took me 10 min to write this post , thank god that it wasnt my right , my kitten killing spree can continue, J/K

"lurking in shadows" untill my hand works again .....

YouTube · Post by **EZcheese15** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :rockon

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

hey that ride you describes sounds like Dauttlesses old 240sx....

that ricer

Post by **GodDrivesA240sx** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

HI GUYS! I just installed my newest mod today on my two hundred AND fourty sx...or is it pronoucned 2-4-0 like a 6-2-6. Anyways this mod rules, god I love ebay! Remember when we were kids and had those pieces of plastic that would stick in our spokes on our bike's or bigwheels? and make that really cool sound?! Well I found one on ebay and bought it for only $25.00! I paid $50.00 to have it shipped overnight. When I woke up this morning the first thing I did was open the package, it looks like a white piece of posterboard, and for some reason it had a wallgreens 99 cent sticker on it. I just figured the guy was trying to advertise for wallgreens, but I'm not down wit dem hoe's so I just wrote my favorite word 'V-TECK' over it. I'm sure it wasn't made of posterboard because the ebay auction said it was space age polymers, which has to be true because of the way it taped onto my hubcaps so easily. Man I love being trendy!

Later guys!!!!!!

-----------------still waiting for the new FAST AND FURIOUS!!!! Time to go watch pt1 again, bout to hit the 500,000,000 mark.-------------------

s*** it happened again....think I'll go sit out on the highway and blow off the wheels of every bandwagon that passes by

Post by **skydragoness** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

i laff my a** off when i flip through the classifieds and see vtec spelled 'vtech' like the phone

it's not worth wasting the gas to race these Civic 'nerds', but just to hear them talk out of their a** is reward enough, oh god, i am waiting for the opportunity to beat this riced out Neon in my neighborhood, he has altezza's, a fart can, and a sticker that says : "powered by Acura (in kanji)" on his trunk, oh not to mention the cobra eyes, and neon lighting inside the car

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Quote »Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.[/quote]

Daunttless, this is what the Danzanat0r thinks about killing kittens:

Post by **Spectre** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

:bowdown Yo dawg!!!! Dass one tYte two hundred and fOrty Sx fOO!! BuT Dat s*** AIN'T BeatIn my 93 GeO mEtRo. I gOt aLL dAt s*** Plus sOme oF tHosE tYte tIre FlyS aNd a CarBone Flier mufflEr wiff Dat TurBo sPoOl sOunD dAwg. I's aLreAdy runNin 5s wiff my s*** foo! WaIt tiLL i gEt my V-technoligee StickEr!!!! :dunce

The sad part is that I have met people like that.

Post by **GodDrivesA240sx** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Hi everybody! I just got back from a fun filled day of racing my two hundred and fourty sx. First kill was an 18-wheeler carrying about 3 tons of steel. Man it was great I smoked him, even with all that extra weight on his tires (it prob gave him a lot of traction I was soooo scared) Then I raced this ambulance that flew by me with his sirens on (isn't that a call out for a race?) so I took off after him and everyone was getting out of my way it was great! they ph33r3d my two hundred and fourty sx. After those two races I was hungry so I went and got me a happy meal and then walked next door to the gas station to buy a smirnoff ice for a hard days racing.

Oh, you know I think these clickers I got on my wheelsgave me about 19hp, and they direct air to the brakes keeping them ice cold.

Post by **chrispy** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Daunttless you go on http://www.fark.com alot? they have tons of funny **** on there ~!

Post by **Daunttless** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

never been there : )

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Daunt did you get mad at my Danzanat0r post? I didnt mean anything towards you, it's just i know Tony in real life and he doesn't like kittens! :fruit

Post by **MaineExport** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

Whoa!!! skydragoness is back!!! where have you been all my life!

Post by **skydragoness** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

man, i have been busy, but i'm checking the forums more often now

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

missed ya :cuddle

Post by **FrEaK** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

I had an argument with this guy who said that his slammed civic could fit 22''s underneath... i crapped myself laughing

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

I seen a guy who had 19's, but if and only if the car was driving straight, with even weight distribution in the car, the tires would rub constantly. what a gay waste of money

Post by **FrEaK** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

sounds like a chronic pole smoker to me...

Post by **GodDrivesA240sx** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

I would just like it to be known that *my thread* brought sky back. ahem...thank you

:bow

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

No sir you are wrong , you are the weakest link ....gooo-bye

http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....=1240

TonyVQ came up with the thread

and i was the first to comment on her return so...... :bash :uzi :aug2 :bshake :boxing :flamer :nono :poke

See skydragoness is gonna marry me dude .....

see Sky you already got dudes figtin over ya and ya only been back a a little while

Post by **GodDrivesA240sx** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

noooooooo, damnit. Well if that fourm suddenly disappears

then I will be the one. But, since that's not going to happen I'll just put my thread back on track .......ahem....hrg....ok

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WOW today I bought my headers and guess what comes tomorrow MY TURBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!

----------------STILL waiting for the new F&F~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:evilhaha

Post by **SWIFT_DRIFT** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

ive only been here a week now so i dont know the whole sky story...but is she like the ONLY lovely lady on these boards?

Post by **Stoneage_Turbo** » Mon Sep 02, 2002 6:09 pm

"ive only been here a week now so i dont know the whole sky story...but is she like the ONLY lovely lady on these boards?"

you could say that .....i think there are 2 other ladies on the board too , so lets all be gentlemen here ok? :icesangel

im not 100% on the whole sky story ,i think i saw a pic of her in that "brave enough to post a pic of yourself?" post over in "THE RING" ......

my two hundred and fourty sx

my two hundred and fourty sx

crap

ACK!!!

hmm part 176,998,765.75

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