my phone

[numbnuts240]

Took a dive in a toilet. If you have my number please text me so I can get some of my contacts back. Grassy a**.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

You know, normally people put this crap on FB, but since you've nailed so many dude's wives, you're not on facebook. Oh how the tables have turned.

[alms24sebring]

haha thats what you get for severing heads. Karma's a whore isnt it

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

[krimsonviper]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

[Razi]

And the Americanized idea of karma is different from the original.
It's sort of like driving a Chinese copy of the Honda Pilot and still thinking it's the same thing.

[krimsonviper]

And the Americanized idea of karma is different from the original.
It's sort of like driving a Chinese copy of the Honda Pilot and still thinking it's the same thing.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

[PEZi]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

and hay-suess?

[Dittoz7]

Oooooo I'm teeeeeeeling!

[krimsonviper]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

and hay-suess?

[Razi]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

and hay-suess?

Probably.
He never showed up to mow my lawn.

[PEZi]

Probably.
He never showed up to mow my lawn.

[hannibal]

Dattebayo here. se-r running like the wind.

[Heavy]

lol you didnt by chance chop this in half with the sword and realize you couldnt eat it and just threw it in the toilet instead unlike something else did you?

[alms24sebring]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

and hay-suess?

[ADDirishboy]

Loving the dove references in this thread.

[Bubba1]

You know, normally people put this crap on FB, but since you've nailed so many dude's wives, you're not on facebook. Oh how the tables have turned.

Wait, other than Nala's mom, what dude's wives has he done?

[sx moneypit]

Karma is fake. Kinda like Santa.

Karma can't be fake because my wife always tells me that karma is a b****.

[Mr1der]

if you'd stop shoving them up your a** you might not drop them in a toilet.

[snwbrdr435]

^ He wasn't sure if he had to poo or if it was the phone working its way out so he wanted to be careful james.

[numbnuts240]

You know, normally people put this crap on FB, but since you've nailed so many dude's wives, you're not on facebook. Oh how the tables have turned.

Wait, other than Nala's mom, what dude's wives has he done?

not naming names, but i still get calls from the other wife...

Loving the dove references in this thread.

soooo much funny in here this morning.

[hachiroku781]

This reminds me, I was supposed to call you the other night. I need some Tito lovin!

[Dattebayo]

Dattebayo here. se-r running like the wind.

from my as$. Not my post...