My Parking Spot Saga

[nametakennow]

Right. So I park in the same spot every day at school. I did all of last year, and my brother did for 3 years before that. It's just to the left (facing out from the rear of the school) of a small pine tree. My bro's exgf would park right at the tree, and that was it. Now, my best friend parks at the tree, and other friends park around us. The posse is growing.

Anyways, that's my damn spot.

A friend of mine, whom at one point late last school year I was dating, decided she'd steal my spot. She did it a couple times last year, and already has done it a few this year, as has a friend of her's. Long saga there too.

Anyways, she stole it again today. I'm tired of stealing her floormats and assorted decorations, only to give them back later, and she finally started locking her car anyway. So, I had to get more creative.

Despite the fact that it also blocked my driver's door, I decided to park obscenely close to her, a favourite tactic of the aforementioned best friend.

Well, and I'm quite proud of this, I parked within 2 inches of her driver's side mirror, weee!

Then Z comes up and sees my mastery of all things park (this was done backwards as well, we always park backwards, me and Z, that is). He decides to get her on the other side. Note, he has that HUGE Silverado.

Anyways, he gets to within 8 or so inches, but that's not good enough, so he tries again and gets within 4 inches.

Point: Rachel couldn't get into her car without one of us leaving first. Weee!

Revenge? Yes.

That is all.

[navysnail]

bah, thats nothing, but you allready know whats up

i would climb in through my trunk if i were her, i would find that easiest, but i also have a hatch, so i dont know

[crzycav86]

werd.

If anyone tries that **** with me, I'll just climb in through my hatch

I too have my own parking area at school. It's right in the front so I can see my car as I walk around campus.

[Altiman94]

thatll get ya some mean arse door dings too

[navysnail]

how they gona ding your doors when they cant reach the handle, or stick there key into the lock, LOL

[Jesda]

hahaha, thats awesome! Revenge kicks ***.

[ilovedrifting]

i stole some ones spot today and they left a note on my car saying, Get the hell out of my spot.

you're solution was far better good thinking

[nametakennow]

She dings my door, it's over, and she knows it.

It's all in good fun, but I felt it was quite brilliantly done evilness, no?

I don't think the back seat of her Neon folds down .

edit: I left a note too, on the only paper I had, a NICO card.

One word: "OWNED"

<-Winnar.

edit 2: (good) vid(s) will be taken tomorrow of The Beast in full scream, be on the lookout!

edit 3: I have two kinda crappy ones (holding a camera while turning from a stop sign at WOT is quite difficult)... and the host I used (We Todd Did Racing) is hard to link from, anyone know of a better one?

Actually, one of them isn't half bad (edit 4, lol)

[GEO]

Hmm... highschool pranks. I sued to love them.

[Mr1der]

get a wheel boot.

that'll learn her.

[nametakennow]

Wheel boot?

[Mr1der]

http://www.safetynow.com/alphalock.htm

come on, you know you wanna...

[Zydeco]

yea a wheel boot makes it do you cant move your car with out messing it up realy badly.

[jdmfreak]

LOL! Good job Winston.

At my school, if they catch your car parked w/o a permit in the windshield a certain amount of times they put a boot on your car. Some kids get away or get detention.

One day last year, this kid had gotten his Ford Ranger booted. Another kid(Lifted Dodge Ram with 35in. tires) told him that to avoid boots, put huge tires on his truck. So what did he come to school with the next day? A ****in tractor! I kid you not. He drove a tractor to school and parked it, taking up 2.5 spaces. One of the funniest things Ive seen at school.

That tractor :owned the school.

[navysnail]

OMG, ROFL ahahaha, i need to find a tractor around here,

that boot that you found 1der, you could just pull the wheel off and stick a spare on instead, you need the kind that go over the lugs

[StrangeLove]

If you leave with the boot they call it stealing

[Jesda]

This guy destroys wheel boots for a 'living':http://www.anglegrinderman.org/index.php

He screws up his web site so there's no pictures right now but he goes around London wearing a mask and cape and destroys wheel boots.

-Jesda

[blu240hch]

^^nahnahnahnahnahnah Bootman

[jdmfreak]

Yea if take the boot off at my school you get suspended and probably never gain access to the parking lot.

[The Mic]

bah, just get some valve core removersVery cheap, very effective =D

hilarious when the seniors would always go around asking "if u know the guys who gave me flats tell me!!" lol

[andrave]

break into her car, fill it with popcornpeanuts, leave the windows cracked, close them, and just keep filling.its awesome.

ping pong balls are also awesome but more expensive.

the ultimate hate of this act would be to use expanding foam. mmm... they'd be ****ed.

[Maverick7687]

Someone told me that if you freeze a shaving cream bottle (The one that foams..not the gel) the top will pop off and expose the frozen cream...then, on a hot day..just put it in the car somehow...they said it will "unfreeze" and expand and almost fill a small car...i am going to try this sometime...or has anyone already tried it??..Mav

[andrave]

yeah it works... it won't fill a car though, I'd say it might fill a small refridgerator.

[MainEvent212]

do like 4 cans

either that or on a modified car...chuck a few down their exhaust tubing...make sure to chuck it hard as to get it near the cat

[BB Turbo]

Damn thats evil.

[jdmfreak]

Yea it is. Thats soooooo ****ed up, but funny nontheless.

[w1ngzer0]

shaving cream mmmmmm endless supply of shaving cream.