My first road kill!

[Gonad]

Erm, prolly not what you're thinking (race).

Was dropping my sister off at her friend's at 6am, when outta nowhere this possum comes into the road. I tried to swerve, but ran over the sucker. My sister screamed and was pretty much left traumatized by the whole incident.

My initial reaction? I hope that little *****er didn't ***** up my car!

[krazy skwerel]

Good initial responce. Hitting stuff on the road is not only sad but man will it mess stuff up. I hit an opossum and it tore off my inner fender on the drivers side.

[MasterMan]

yeah man i hit a big *** racoon once.. it was huge.. i was on a 6 lain road.. it jets accorss my 3 lanes.. then for some reason (no onther cars around) it desides to stop turn around and jet back across my laines.. i swerv but hit him dead on.. it messed up my paint some and got blood all over

[MasterMan]

ive hit about 4 other living things also.. damn things just jump out at me O_o

[jEzTeR]

I took out a frog with my lower grill on my spec V.If he had just sat still he would have made it but NO he had to jump.

[MasterMan]

haha in the summer after it rains all the frogs are out, and every few mins u will here "POP" as u run one over and pops under your tires...

[jEzTeR]

Yeah They get big here also.I need to see if I still have tha photo of that think stuck in my grill.

[[Zero-S]]

lmao frogs going POP. That would be a new experience. I almost hit a turtle a few days ago...if that contributes to this thread;)

[jdmfreak]

I wonder what running over a turtle would sound like. Anyway I almost hit a skunk, a duck, a flock of ducks, and a frog. My dad hit an owl about 2 weeks ago. He said that he was driving on the highway and it just flew out and hit the driver side mirror. there was no damage though.

[Kaioshin1982]

I hit a tiny bird that was flying in the same direction as me and it hit my windshield and saw it roll up and started flying again lol

[Tweaky_Tom]

When i lived in missouri i accidentally hunted a dear with an S-10. Did a pretty good job. I missed the other 5 that desided to cross the road but the last one didn't quite make it. It must have been a raindeer cuz that focker flew!

[MasterMan]

i almost hit a pee**** (sp?) a few weeks back.. it had its babys behind it.. i slamed on my brakes and let them cross.. they are all over here./.. its crazy

peec_o_c_k... there... lol im not trying to say anything vulger its the name of the damn bird!

[Touchdown038]

I hit a bird flying the same direction as me on I-5 a couple of weeks ago. It hit the driver side of the bumper, flies WAAAY up in the air, then comes down and with a thud. I was sad, especially when I saw that it chipped the paint on my bumper.

[krazy skwerel]

MasterMan when I saw the pee**** I was like wtf could be pee****. Then I finished the post. Damn word filters. I bet hitting one of those would almost be pretty except for the whole dead bird/messed up car thing.

[jEzTeR]

Ribbett

[MasterMan]

LOL... frogger didnt quite make it...

[Gonad]

I remember this one time there was a squirrel sitting a few metersaway from me so I gun it and the thing started to run in front ofme. It kept looking back and then kept trying to decide whetherto turn left or right. Funniest sh*t I ever saw. I didn't run over itluckily.

[y3llows14]

Man I remember I was at a tire shop and they had this Cadilac with a rabbit in the grill. That thing was nasty as heck....to make matter worst the lady that owns the car had the rabbit there for a couple of days before she brought it to the shop.

[MasterMan]

haha somtimes when its late out and no one is on the road, and i see a cat trying to cross the road i will gun it and try and run it over.. its a game my bro and i made up as we dont like cats..

one time i was in my friends car, and the car infront of us hit a cat,... but its like the cat wanted to die.. it ran out and put its head right under the back tire.. and smashed its head.. it was all kicking around for a while then it just died and bled a whole lot,... it was crazy..

[JaY33s240Sx]

Sorry the lil guy didn't make it...But that is one funny picture...Thanks Jezter...Hey Master, I was thinkin the same thing about Frogger...lol...

[RobDET]

I ran over a Possum in a MK1 MR2. it was bad business... HORRIBLE sounds of it hitting everything on the way under... Now i'll lock them up before i hit an animal...

[Get240DiZzY]

I was driving my grandpa's 4Runner and there were the two chipmonks running back and forth on the side of the road. When I saw them I thought, "I just know they're gonna run out right in front of me." And they did. All I could so was listen for that little pop... fortunately one got away though.

And I was driving with my friends bro's GF in her car (Tiberon), and a rabbit ran into the street and ran right into the rim. 5 spoke rims + rabbits = don't mix.

[sultan]

only thing i've hit is a squirrel. dead on front and rear tire. on my mountain bike i've had a squirrel run into the side of my front wheel and bounce off, i almost thought i was going to run him over, but he ran into me instead.

[krazy skwerel]

So you had a squirrel hit and run. Man whats this world coming too when the animals won't take responcibility for their actions. :batman

[Mr1der]

anybody ever have a camel walk in front of their car?

big freakin' animals....

[MainEvent212]

LMAO, dude thsi noob is funny...granted random...funny

[Gonad]

anybody ever have a camel walk in front of their car?

big freakin' animals....

This must be a common problem in Taliban country.

[Mr1der]

sadly though, that's no laughing matter, these dang(stupid filters, this makes me sound backwoods) weirdos have what appears to be a freakin petting zoo in their yard complete with a few zebra and 4 one hump (whatever species) camels.

the fence sucks...

[Smurf6x6]

Gonad you live in brampton don't you.

[Mr1der]

haha I do live in Lebanon....looks like the camels have mutated into rice and large noisy trucks though