MY BOSS TACKLED ME TODAY!!!!!

[Sircnay]

Today at work I made a joke at the expense of my boss and instead of firing me he tackled me. He's a 280lb 6'3" white guy who speaks Japanese. I called him a "hakujin." It's basically calling him "White boy." Kind of derogatory in Japanese.

So he grabbed my arm and I did a reverse grab and tried to put him in an arm lock. He used to be a wrestler in highschool and he spun around and grabbed me from behind squeezing me and tried to pin me to the ground. I eventually got my footing and tried to stand up. Now you have to know how significant this is because I"m 5'9" and 140lbs and I "lifted" a near 300lbs guy. I felt really strong for a moment until he just squeezed even harder and made me weak at the knees because I couldn't breathe anymore which caused me to crumble back down to the ground.

Long story short. I ended up elbowing him in the stomach and when he released his grip I spun around and palmed him into the MOMO showcase. Good times. How often do you get to elbow your boss in the stomach and palm strike him without getting fired?

[Jesda]

Bahahahahah, thats awesome!

[574-240sx]

That great. I thought you were going to say after he tackled you he had his way with you. Its like playing you boss in golf always let him win. In this case you should have let him win early to save a butt whoopen.

[rico05]

That is one of the best stories I haver ever heard. Well told as well. Your job pwns...

[The Mic]

I wouldve gotten beaten down

then again, I'd be about 5k richer too

[jacob360]

palm strike

Baguazhang?

[PoorManQ45]

That's a pretty good story, but...

I was hoping that this was going to be a story about how your boss is a really hot female and she had her way with you

[andrave]

why didn't you climb the wall with your ninja boots and then strike off his hand with your folded tanto?that would have been a better story. yours is ok the way it was though.

[StrangeLove]

All my boss does is sit in the office and look up p0rn and chat with females from online dating services... My boss is also fat and in his 60s. He is screwing the store, but the store owner is his brother...oh well

good story though

[BadMojo]

How often do you get to elbow your boss in the stomach and palm strike him without getting fired?

About once a week, but I'm only allowed to kick him in the nuts once every two months.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Holy **** that's funny!

[Sircnay]

Quote »Baguazhang?[/quote]No. TKD, Muay Thai, Tai Chi and dabblings of Shaolin Tiger fist.

[jdmfreak]

lmao!

If only I could do that....

Where do ya work?

[Sircnay]

I work at Kiyoshi's Motorsports. Speedshop. Discounts. Parts. Yummy.

[themadscientist]

where do work, WWE corperate headquarters?

[jdmfreak]

sounds good. got anything for the maxima?

[Mr1der]

reminds me of the good 'ol days working at Fred's Discount Store...

totally put my boss in a boston crab one day...among other stupid wrestling moves...gotta love being marks.

[Sircnay]

Actually we have lots of Maxima/Altima/240sx stuff right now. Clutches, exhausts, etc.

[andrave]

what about more ninja stories? do you have any more of those?you should write a book.

[Nismo_Freak]

He used to be a wrestler in highschool and he spun around and grabbed me from behind squeezing me and tried to pin me to the ground.

I felt really strong for a moment until he just squeezed even harder and made me weak at the knees because I couldn't breathe anymore which caused me to crumble back down to the ground.

Long story short. I got sodomized by my boss

Fixed.