My Birthday

[PoorManQ45]

It's my Birthday. Yey...

posted 12:00am EST 06/08/2010

[Otto.]

Can I pee on you?

[Dano]

mine was saturday. want a cookie? cuz we ate them in omaha...

[Bubba1]

It's my Birthday. Yey...

posted 12:00am EST 06/08/2010

Uh, okay. I'll give you the same present as I gave you last year....

[Ozzie]

mine was saturday. want a cookie? cuz we ate them in omaha...

and those cookies went......

[Jesda]

Can I pee on you?

That's so 90s. The trend now is to pee in.

[Bubba1]

That's so 90s. The trend now is to pee in.

Well,, given the feelings PMQ generates here, if he were to receive a cake from us, I would advise him not to taste what looks like chocolate.

[numbnuts240]

or anything white or red.

[Bubba1]

or anything white or red.

or ticking.....

[RobPaulson]

or ticking.....

Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

[numbnuts240]

or ticking.....

Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

but when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but every once in a while, it's a dildo. of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never pmq's dildo.

[RobPaulson]

Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.

but when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but every once in a while, it's a dildo. of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never pmq's dildo.

I showed this already to my man here. You liked it, didn't you?

[Bubba1]

[quote="numbnuts240] but when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but every once in a while, it's a dildo. of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never pmq's dildo.[/quote]

Wait I thought PMQ was a dild....uh never mind...

[AppleBonker]

I had everything in that suitcase. My CK shirts. My DKNY shoes. My AX ties...

[RobPaulson]

A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets her hearing aid go and has to watch game shows at full volume...

[numbnuts240]

i haven't been f*** like that since grade school. wait, wut?

[RobPaulson]

wait, wut?

I'm... you know, the clever guy.

[AppleBonker]

How's that working out for you?

[RobPaulson]

How's that working out for you?

Well . . . uh . . . great?

[AppleBonker]

Keep it up then. As I pass, do I give you the a**? Or the crotch?

[numbnuts240]

if i had a tumor, i'd name it pmq. pmq...the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it.

[RobPaulson]

if i had a tumor, i'd name it pmq. pmq...the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it.

Next group, after guided meditation, after we open our heart chakras, when it's time to hug, I'm going to grab that little b****, PMQ, and say... "PMQ, YOU LIAR! YOU'RE A TOURIST! I NEED THIS! NOW GET OUT!"

[numbnuts240]

pmq is the glass slipper for our generation. You use him for lulz on the formus. You post all night, and then you throw it away. pmq, I mean, not the formus.

[RobPaulson]

You know, I got PMQ at a thrift store for one dollar. Someone loved him intensely for one day, and than tossed him. Like a christmas tree, so special... than BAM, its abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out. . . bound with electrical tape.

[sentrastace]

but when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but every once in a while, it's a dildo. of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never pmq's dildo.

happy burfday son

haha funny story....when i got home to baltimore and picked my luggage up at bag claim it was open, vibrating, and there was a note on top from TSA: we have randomly selected your baggage for screening.....i start freaking out as to why my bag is vibrating....it .....was....my....


.....electric toothbrush.

not a dildo.

but i bet TSA was hoping itd be one for a good laugh. hahahahaha.

[AppleBonker]

You know, I got PMQ at a thrift store for one dollar. Someone loved him intensely for one day, and than tossed him. Like a christmas tree, so special... than BAM, its abandoned on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out. . . bound with electrical tape.

I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that. Because the person who that is about is dangerous. And that formus-hiding, worthless-post-typing psycho might just snap and then stalk from town to town with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered semiautomatic weapon, pumping round after round into kittens, children and firemen. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you. Or maybe you shouldn't bother us with every piece of trash you pick up.

[numbnuts240]

this conversation

[audtatious]

Happy Birthday

[RobPaulson]

this conversation

[numbnuts240]

is over