Mono Wiper Coversion

Post by **DOLLARS_AND_SENSE** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

I was just wondering does anyone know how to convert a S13 (89-940) to a Mono Wiper blade setup(Single Windsheild Wiper)?

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

I've actualy done that to my S13. Before you do it you need to understand the following:

1.) its stupid2.) It doesnt work as well as 2 wipers (but almost)3.) You will get made fun of for it. (but hey I make fun of myself for it)

Then why did I do it? cuz it was easy, i was broke, and thats how all my friends know my car. (no other exterior mods)

1.) unbolt the driver side wiper.2.) unbolt the passenger wiper3.) you will see that the wipers sit on a type of gear. Replace the passenger wiper on an angle. (approximately 8-oclock)4.) adjust wiper by unbolting and moving one or two teeth in either direction to give you good driverside coverage.

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

You can kinda see it here. Oh, and it is highly annoying to your pasengers, but who cares about them?http://cyberkreig.tripod.com/c...3.jpg

Post by **slw240sx** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

wow, howd did this pass under everyones flame radar!!

Post by **UncleBen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

you need some less dollars and more sense sounds like to me. a "mono wiper conversion" is probably the ultimate in ricerness. but, whatever floats your boat. i just wont be the one getting made fun of.

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

The single wiper reduces wind resistance, thus making your car faster.

Post by **UncleBen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

oh yea. forgot about that. sorry man, more power to ya. on second though, if it reduces wind resistance, why have a wiper and all?? use that really slippery rain x and just let the water roll off. screw wipers!!!!

Post by **rousie13** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

No wipers, now that would be interesting. Just hope it doesn't rain.

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Dammit! wish the internet showed sarcasm.

Post by **UncleBen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

we can invent that laurel. the first internet company with internet sarcasm. we could become rich!!! rousie, yes i was being sarcastic. hence the "rain x" remark.

Post by **rousie13** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

I know you were being sarcastic. I just added my dumb comments in there for the heck of it.

Post by **UncleBen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

oh i see said the blind man to his deaf daughter

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

we need a [sarcastic] font

Post by **SmithSR** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

i hate people that do crap like this. why not disable one of your headlights too? that way your car would be cool like a newer model sportbike.

Post by **slw240sx** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

we shall call that font (calvin kline commerical voice) Intelligence

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Post by **DOLLARS_AND_SENSE** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Hey Look, you guys can all talk stuff when you are some where else, but if I meet you on the track you wouldn't have a chance. So, when someone's car can beat mine then we can talk and you know what else I just finished the mono wiper conversion and no one can say anything to me because your car is way to slow to back it up!! SEE YOU AT THE TRACK IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS!!

Post by **MainEvent212** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

prove it...otherwise i'd like to call :bsflag

ya :chicken*hehe isnt that one funny?*

lol i love this board....Intelligence...rofl

speaking of disabling headlights, i almost hit a guy head on, cuz he only had 1 headlight, and i was talkin to my friend, and it was SUPPOSED to be a 1 way street, giong my way...well i glance forward and i just see a bunch of street lights, so i turn to say something ot my friend...turn back and one of the street lights seems to like to move....swerved just in time, the guy didnt even bother to honk or anything:

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Mono wiper = Mercedes BenzAnd even then they look somewhat GAY.

Post by **UncleBen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

you think you can beat me on the track eh? do you have so much power becase you have so many stickers and clear taillights and your mono wiper conversion? my car is an automatic man, JUST TRY AND BEAT IT!! IT IS FAAAASSSSSSSST!!!!! <--(calvin klein font)

Post by **DOLLARS_AND_SENSE** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Where can we meet? I am willing to go just about anywhere to race anyone who talks and can not back it up!! Just to clear the record there aren't any stickers on my car, just enough power to stomp a new mud hole in your butt!!(via sr20det black top, toda racing 2.2 stroker setup, upgraded turbo, custom cat back, venom nos, apex stand alone managment, hks down pipe, an outragousely large intercooler, and fuel injectors big enough to flood the state of kentucky along with a few more electronic goodies to watch what goes on under the hood!! Still more to come and things you won't know about until you see my time slip!! Almost 500 dyno proven whp @ modest boost!! Anymore questions!!If you have enoguh balls name the place and I am there!! )

Post by **y3llows14** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

DOLLARS_AND_SENSE wrote:Where can we meet? I am willing to go just about anywhere to race anyone to talks and can not back it up!!

I heard the MadScientist is talking shiet about your car dawg....he is in Japan though. But just go run him, he doesn't have anything to back it up :rolleyes

Post by **big jon's 240** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

DOLLARS_AND_SENSE wrote:via sr20det black top, toda racing 2.2 stroker setup, upgraded turbo, custom cat back, venom nos, apex stand alone managment, hks down pipe, an outragousely large intercooler, and fuel injectors big enough to flood the state of kentucky along with a few more electronic goodies to watch what goes on under the hood!! Still more to come and things you won't know about until you see my time slip!! Almost 500 dyno proven whp @ modest boost!! Anymore questions!!If you have enoguh balls name the place and I am there!! )

:bsface

Post by **Cyberkreig** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Dollars dude, Everyone knwos your talking Sh1t. You dont know how to swtich to one wiper without my help but you have a blacktop with a stroker kit?

I have a new plan for you.. Shut the *fu_ck* up. learn some things, and do whatever you want to your car.

I HAVE A MONO WIPER Flame all you want. I like it.

Post by **Nathan** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

So dollars and cents, if you could post timeslips and dyno slips as well as pictures of your car, engine etc. people might believe you. but probably not. Do you want to know why? I'm sure you do...its because your talking out of your *** and you sound like an idiot doing it. If you had come on here and conducted yourself in a mature manner you might be believeable, but its obvious you are some 16 year old kid who is dreaming of having 500 hp but wouldnt know what to do with it if he DID have it. Prove you have what you say you have and everyone will shut up. Cyberkreig...I wont flame you unless you tell me your mono wiper is chrome or bright yellow

Post by **LaureltheQueen** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

He emailed me. lol

[email protected]

This is the message:

Hey Look, you guys can all talk stuff when you are some where else, but if Imeet you on the track you wouldn't have a chance. So, when someone's car canbeat mine then we can talk and you know what else I just finished the mono wiperconversion and no one can say anything to me because your car is way to slow toback it up!! SEE YOU AT THE TRACK IF YOU HAVE THE BALLS!!

Its a webboard darling. Expect flames. Do not get flustered when people disagree with your opinion. My car IS slow. Hell, I drive a stock 1991 subaru station wagon. I dont pretend to think its fast. Its a soccer mom car. Congratulatons if your car is fast, thats great. I'm sure you're very proud of it. If you take such great pride in your fast car, then why must you do blatantly unattractive things to the outside?

Post by **Eklectrick** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

well, it looks like you got your question answered so now you have a frickin bada$$ car that is fast as hell with an ugly one wiper conversion that serves no purpose on your car. what are you running by the way? with a motor like that it must be a 10 second car yo. BTW, no one's gonna believe you until you post a scan of some timeslips. pics of your car would help too.

EDIT: woah! I just checked your profile. you drive a 180sx with 493 to the wheel? damn! I think we should all take a step back from this guy cuz he just may have the baddest car on this board (with an ugly one wiper conversion). maybe he could even take on aries.

Post by **NeedCAforS13** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

secret services in tampa has something similar

455 something to the wheels (on pump gas) and they have pics to prove it...

Sean

Post by **NeedCAforS13** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

http://www.nissaninfiniticlub....ber=6

and thats with stock bottom end...imagine if they build the thing!:D

Sean

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Sun May 25, 2003 2:27 pm

Quote »EDIT: woah! I just checked your profile. you drive a 180sx with 493 to the wheel? damn! I think we should all take a step back from this guy cuz he just may have the baddest car on this board (with an ugly one wiper conversion). maybe he could even take on aries.[/quote]Was that sarcasm...?

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