Monday, Monday

[zozoka1212]

Monday again we have couple of cops here hope there is one from Virginia.

A woman was pulled over by West Virginia State Highway Patrolmen, for speeding.

When the officer approaches the car, the is hoping to get out of the ticket, so she asks, "So can I buy tickets to the west virgina highway patrol's ball?"

The officer answers "Ma'am, west virginia highway patrol men don't have balls."

Suffice to say, the woman did not get a ticket.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see.", replied the boy, pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and ask, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy;" Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men, One for January, one for February, one for March..."

Zozo

[BrandAidDesignG35]

Perfect way to start the week

[marlin29311]

good stuff

[G_whizz]

LMFAO @ the condom one!!

[joe603]

[Tampa G35 Sedan 6MT]

Thats why Im still in College

DJ

[Ar878]

Thats why Im still in College

DJ

lol!

[kmckis1029]

man i hope when i get married my wife doesnt try me like that... damn once a month... thats not very encouraging... yeah college was the best! after college is still great too

[suby01]

[telcoman]

man i hope when i get married my wife doesnt try me like that... damn once a month... thats not very encouraging... yeah college was the best! after college is still great too

Stay young!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Telcoman

[marlin29311]

Stay young!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

Telcoman

but funny lol.

[SVTCOBRA]

Only reason for looking forward to monday

[zozoka1212]

Hahahahaha

That was a good one Telco.

zozo

[BrandAidDesignG35]

That's disturbing, I had oatmeal for breakfast!

[telcoman]

That's disturbing, I had oatmeal for breakfast!

As men age, we tend to end up seeing more and more of the medical > establishment. > > For example, my family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist. > > I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably > sexy. > > She told me that I must stop masturbating. > > I asked her why, and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...' >

[zozoka1212]

LMAO



zozo

[SVTCOBRA]

Telcoman!!

[BrandAidDesignG35]

BAAAHHAAA!!!!!!