Megan Fox is no longer single :(

[naladude911]

She got married .

http://entertainment.ca.msn.com/celebs/ ... d=24726910

[Dattebayo]

She wasn't "single" for this whole time, dummy...

I guess you missed that big-as$ tattoo while staring mindlessly at her body?

[Jesda]

She's no longer human either.

[MellowZ32]

before anyone posts this.

[Dittoz7]

Even tho I really don't see the whole z0mG_iT's_m3g4N_fu4X!!1!11<3 craze of recent years.
I must say that picture Jesda posted really doesn't do her justice.

Video proof, she still pretty damn human to me.
Video posted 5 months ago (probably shoot no more then 6).

http://vimeo.com/8734762
(Cladly clothd'ed chick) NSFW-ish

[darens13]

and nothing of value was lost.

[elwesso]

Give it a couple of months, 6 tops before she's single again...

[elwesso]

By the way this is probably the best nala thread in a while.

[dasoupdude]

wow, you would make this thread lol

[Infinitiguy19]

Nala your not Jesda!

[Jesda]

I gave up after Mandy Moore got engaged and Amanda Bynes declared her exclusivity to black dudes.

Now I have to settle for a civilian.

[Mr1der]

you know who's better to look at?

that girl from The Unborn.

go find some white panty screen caps from the movie.

[ThatGuyRoger]

[Loki]

I never got the whole Megan Fox thing. She must make a killer sandwich or something.

[Dano]

wow, you would make this thread lol

My thoughts exactly.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Greasy b****.

I'd f*** it, but I wouldn't bring it home to mom. And my poor mother, the trash I've brought home!

[nissangirl74]

She looks like a pissed off Barbie doll with black hair.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I never got the whole Megan Fox thing. She must make a killer sandwich or something.

Same here.

She wasn't "single" for this whole time, dummy...

I guess you missed that big-as$ tattoo while staring mindlessly at her body?

Exactly. Body's not even that great, and now it's covered in the dumbest tattoos yet seen by man.

[Razi]

Darn sucks for you Nala, you had such a great chance of "hooking up" with her!

[Hooked on 240]

and nothing of value was lost.

THIS.


AMBER LANCASTER.
real talk.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Darn sucks for you Nala, you had such a great chance of "hooking up" with her!

I dunno...he might have. I definitely don't see Nala ranking any higher (lower?) on the failometer than Shia LaDouche.

[tm1218]

so shes dating a man 13 years older than herself? sounds like that will last long.

[Bubba1]

By the way this is probably the best nala thread in a while.

That's true, he didn't offer any commentary.

She is good looking and has a nice figure, but the skanky tattoos detract. It's a non-story, much like Nala's love life, as she's been living with that 90210 guy for years. All they did was make it official.

[Mr1der]

you know what this thread needs?



I mean, if I wanted to get annoyed by a woman taken by some random d!ck, that right there is one to be annoyed about.

Instead, I feel if a guy that says "the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" can land a woman like that, it gives us all hope.

Even you Nala.

[Dittoz7]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[bnsil80]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

more please

[dickie]

So are they going to stop letting her swim in the ocean or are we going to have to keep dealing with this every time?