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Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:42 am
Mecha-Hitler in self-defence lightsabar George Foreman cooking powergrill combat mode 3. He uses this mode to pick strawberrys from Vin Diesel's tree. And to secretly look at pr0n.
Mecha-Hitler Facts
* Mecha Hitler has 3 different battle forms. * Mecha-Hitler has at some point taught at every school in the world. * Mecha-Hitler is behind you. * Mecha-Hitler can become invisible. * Mecha-Hitler > You. * J.K Rowling did not write Harry Potter. Mecha-Hitler did. * All your base are belong to Mecha-Hitler. * Mecha-Hitler and Jesus became BFF after Mecha-Hitler replaced a copy of Sleepless in Seatle that he borrowed and subsequently lost. Jesus loves that movie. * On Seinfeld, Elaine's boss, Mr. Peterman, was played by Mecha-Hitler. * In the original draft of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, George did not kill Lennie - Lennie was trampled by Mecha-Hitler. * Popular website Encyclopedia Dramatica is run by Mecha-Hitler. * Mecha-Hitler started every playground game known to man. Yup, even the ones you invented. * In popular game halo Mecha-Hitler is Master Chief. * Mecha-Hitler found the cure for AIDS, but destroyed it because he can. * The book, Mein Kampf was actually by Mecha-Hitler, he just gave it to Adolf, because Adolf was whiney n00b. * Mecha-Hitler wants you to stfu. * Mecha-Hitler kills Dumbledore. * Mecha-Hitler and Chuck Norris once fought to a stalemate. The damage caused by their battle however, is the reason that Earth is only 25% land. * Mecha-Hitler is the only being that can calculate the square root of -1. The answer is Mecha-Hitler. * The last digit of pi is Mecha-Hitler