None of my friends know how to replace a head gasket either. I don't think I have any friends except one who own a Nissan, and he doesn't care about it (and it's a 2009 Altima

). Anyway, have you checked in the FSM to see how difficult replacing the head gasket would be? I did a quick skim in the EM and LC sections but didn't find anything related to the head gasket, maybe I'm blind.
Before anything though, are you sure that the head gasket is bad? Is there coolant in the oil or vice versa?