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https://forums.nicoclub.com/lost-to-a-k-car-u949.html
Mon Jan 27, 2003 11:25 am
Nifty, I'm famous.
Daunttless mentioned this thread to me, so I've stopped in to check it out. Johnny has not come marching home.
Quoth Black240..."]I think he toned it down...which kinda sucks...
Quite frankly, there aren't as many stupid questions being asked by argumentative half-wits over there, so I've had no reason to berate anyone.
Check it out, it's cool, it's refreshing, it's a revolution in mascara technology.
Quoth 89sxRCR..."]its not like he went off and died or something.
Actually, I did die. I needed a break anyway. There's nothing more refreshing than a few weeks wandering the night, feasting on the flesh of the living. You should try it.
Back to Black240..."]genious
"Genius", moron.
Quoth lessthanjakejohn..."]That "whitey" guy over there. He is such a funny tool...
Whitney is not nearly stupid enough to become the object of my derision. I just tease him now and then to stay sharp.
You know how it is. If you get away from it for too long, you start getting all soft and flabby, like an Infiniti driver.
Quoth red240ne..."]He'll be funny again, but he just has to warm up to everyone.
"Warm up to", "develop an all-enveloping rage regarding pernicious stupidity". Whatever.
Then MikeS14240sx, who didn't know any better, said..."]So why did K-car leave?
My contract was up, and CBS made me a better offer.
No, no. That was Letterman.
I was traded to 240sxforums.com for a man in a bunny suit and a gallon of petroleum jelly.
Some Infinity guy was, like..."]That, and we fired our "Licensed Panty-Unbunching Technician."
There's not a lot of work for a person like that when people seem to prefer them bunched. Whatever.
Quoth maineimport..."]I'm almost as bitter, sarcastic, and irritable... but not nearly as tactful and witty.
I agree. I'm also better looking.