Look out Virginia, there's a madman comin!

[themadscientist]

It's been a long time since I strode American soil, but it looks like I will be coming in to Quantico for some training at the end of November. Hopefully my leave gets approved so I can spend some time recovering from what has been a real a**-kicker of a year; I'm exhuasted.

If all goes as planned I will be in the area until mid-january goofing off, shootin guns, taking care of business and catching up with friends and family so if you see some squirelly dude driving confusedly in the oncoming lane it might be me.

Sorry in advance for any social fauxpas; I'm out of practice. It takes me about a week back to remember how to give people the finger and suggest self fornicating acts they might engage in as penance for the slightest transgression of my path.

Good luck everybody else!

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[alms24sebring]

hahaha. welcome to VA. Seems like alot of people are moving to state ever lately...

[themadscientist]

Oh, I'm from here. Can't you tell?

Yeah, they should stay out. Northern Virginia suffers from an overpopulation of transplants who don't assimilate.

Here's a gun, here's a six-pack of Old Milwaukee, here's a Nascar hat. I have traded in your BMW for a pickup and installed extra antennas on it for you. Get with the program yankee!

[alms24sebring]

We city boys dont to your types to kindly..

Unfortutnatly all you see in NOVA are Camry's and Civics with backwards wings and flaming stickers on the fenders with, lets say, alot of south of the boarder type people. Too many. They dont know how to drive any better either

[sbird1]

I love a thread with some good ole racism... no, honestly. I do.

[flohtingPoint]

Too bad you're coming at the worst time possible, especially if this winter is anything like last year's.

[alms24sebring]

You and 50,000 other people will make traffic something you cant forget

[themadscientist]

I can't wait to see the latest plate of asphalt spaghetti at Springfield interchange.

[alms24sebring]

They are doing tons of work. It seems to have been under construction for years now but I think the due date was somewhere in the middle-late of next year. Dont take my word on that. There is also endless, and way worse traffic wise, construction on the west side of 495 and 95-S after the Wilson bridge. Its all a pain in the asscheeks and hopefully it will pay off.