A few years ago at the beach a kid with a Civic DX and all the paint and fiberglass galore parked under my hotel room window.. Being such a longtime Honda mechanic I can tell by sound that the engine was stock. We filled out 4 ricecop.com tickets and put them under his wipers, setting off his alarm

He came running back and confronted me, as my friends hung out the window. Various obscenities were hollered but I played it safe and just told him his car sucked

I thrive on being a d**k to people that deserve it.