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NIGHTfall_240sx
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If this guy is for real, well he's got the big KAOUNAS ;-)

http://bash.org/?261931

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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a ****ed up story?Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest **** in my life. Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in ****. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some **** and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

:rotflmao :rotflmao :rotflmao


NiSmo240luvR
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OMGthat is the craziest s**t ive ever read in my life(literally)..but good idea on not just bouncing but makin it look like she did it....i give that guy 10 pts for that...but damn cmon hold it....

Altiman94
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haha, that is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

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thes14project
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holy ****

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Mr1der
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that's wrong.

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240SXedUp
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Wow. How weird. Im eating chocolate ice cream while reading that

whiterps13
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what a great escape plan. man, that guy thinks on his toes ;]

gabossie
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while gross, that's some good thinkin! LMAO

Meantime
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Brings a new definition to "turd burglar"

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Bunta240
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Oh damn. Too funny. I cant believe no one woke up while he was taking a huge *** ****...

StockerThanStock
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Heehee, I don't know about you guys...but I'm pretty sure if I was in her situation, I'd be able to determine that I didn't do it...but at least he didn't have a camera with him!

Ecnorcs1
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I'll have to remember that one, just in case that situation every happens

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whiterps13 wrote:what a great escape plan. man, that guy thinks on his toes ;]
And with a hangover

ca18det_boy
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Ecnorcs1 wrote:I'll have to remember that one, just in case that situation every happens


yes....yes indeed

Silent Drifter
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well if im ever in that situation i know wut to do now.

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all the quotes on bash.org are frickin hilarious! If you haven't visited, do so now!

MainEvent212
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:jawdrop: :twitch:

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Twintip_yeti
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LOOLL that is some funny *** ****!!!!

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:rotflmao

xxtrizz
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cmon guys im sure 3/4 of us would have smeared the **** on the girl lol what else would you have done cleaned it up? I woulda smeared her *** full of that **** lol. and ran out laughing my *** off.

Your kinda screwed when the chick is laying on the sheets. you cant jsut pull them off the bed with her on it lol.

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A lesson learned.. that is, a big meal, 3 teaspoons metamucil and 8 shots is the equation for a ****tier-than-normal next morning.

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hmmm I saw this on another forum, and it wasnt in the form of an AIM conversation- same wording and everything though....

I'm gonna have to call :bsflag


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