LMAOROFL!!!!11!! funny!! Convo about getting out of speed ticket!!!11!one!
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chain steering wheel? lolgold plated gas cap so he knows not to put the gas on the back seat? lol
and he needs to retake hs pisical science, radar is not the same as visible light, things dont reflect the sameand...... radar is a reflected wave so the shiny car would help it if anything, and it would certainly improve laser range, i cant belive he is serious, moron.
and he needs to retake hs pisical science, radar is not the same as visible light, things dont reflect the sameand...... radar is a reflected wave so the shiny car would help it if anything, and it would certainly improve laser range, i cant belive he is serious, moron.
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Yea I got about six mins the first time, and every other time I try to DL it, it only gives my about 30 seconds worth. Ill try again tomorrow. Although from what I heard, this guy is on of the dumbest people I have ever heard.
Damn smokeys and cheap base model cars cant catch my 86 Cherry Red IROC.
I cant believe that he actually thinks cops are jealous of him and they pull him over b/c the 86 IROC is one of the most targeted cars on the road. LMAO!
Damn smokeys and cheap base model cars cant catch my 86 Cherry Red IROC.
I cant believe that he actually thinks cops are jealous of him and they pull him over b/c the 86 IROC is one of the most targeted cars on the road. LMAO!
OK, this just deserves a selective reprint."I drive a very very sweet, uh, it's really a sweet vintage model, I got a '86 IROC Camaro and, uh, it's got a T-top.""I can tell you, you don't have to ask him, I can tell you it's sweet. And, uh, I do have a T-top.""The thing about the IROC Camaro is it could smoke *any* cop car trying to pull me over.""I mean, look at it--it's sweet, it's got a lot of horsepower, probably got about 270 horse." "I think he [the cop] is jealous that his car is a crapwagon compared to mine.""When you see some smokey sitting out there, and he's sitting in one of those really crappy cop stock model car with bad suspension, and my IROC comes smoking by, a *lot* of cops do get jealous.""I was doing 85 in a 65....I mean, I *have* done upwards of 90 on Interstate 5.""It's such a sweet car.""I tell 'em, 'I don't take any crap.' I always say, 'Listen officer, I wasn't speeding.'""Tell em, 'go out and bust a rapist, or some burg...burglar...burglarar, or a gang...a gangbanger.' This one cop, I lectured him about how he ought to bust a rapist or a burglarar and not hassle me because I drive a sweet ride.""Radar don't work right on my car, cause first of all, I keep it very clean, it's very shiny, and the radar will bounce off of a ride that is shiny and that you keep clean. I don't know if you're familiar with the stealth b0mber, but they wash and wax that thing, I dunno.. I know they probably wash and wax the stealth b0mber probably every day, on account of what it does.""I show the cop that I'm nobody he can mess with. My car is quick and he knows already I could have outrun him.""Most cops know that I pulled over as a favor to them, OK, I don't have to pull over.""I'm saying, when a cop sees me, he knows I have a quick ride, he knows that if it comes down to it,...maybe he thinks I could beat him up.""I got a note from a cop...he said, 'I want to send you a thank you note'...he admitted to me he saw how quick my ride was.""Cops know I got a quick ride, and they know they was wrong for pulling over my, ah...see, an IROC Camaro is really quick, and cops know it pisses them off that they know that there goes a ride that could probably smoke their cop car.""I'm not trying to make it sound like I'm a badazz or anything.""Number 2 is because I have a sweet ride, plus their radar reading is wrong man...I have an IROC Camaro which I keep waxed pretty...if your car is shiny enough, the radar will bounce off it.""Do you know anything about the IROC Camaro? It's made with a special kind of metal. How come 9 out of 10 times I been pulled over the cops radar is probably wrong?""Let me tell you something man, the cop can't pick up radar on my car.""Sometimes it's a little hard to drive when your girl's doing....you know, kind of a knob gobble.""If you never been driving down the road while your girl's doing the nibble knob then you don't know what I'm talking about.""Have *you* got an IROC?""I tell them, 'I got constitutional rights, and you can't pick on me on account I have a sweet ride.'""What kind of ride do you have?""When I'm pulled over and the cop walks up to my car, you know the first thing I do...I rev it up to about 6000 RPM just to show him what's up. What do you think about that? Yeah. I rev it up to 6000 RPM and I seen more than one cop who'd like to crap his pants.""Look at it, everybody does, like, break the speed limit, it just so happens my car can juice up.""It's hard to control the car, man, when your girlfiriend's doing the knob nibble on ya. That's why the car's weaving. Once I told this cop to hold on until she finished...He knows that he was lucky that I pulled over.""Oh really? I can outrun any cop car out there, OK. It's like I said, you talk the talk, you walk the walk.""I'm 28 years old.""Well, you know something Suzie. If you *ever* get lucky enough to sit in my IROC, it's metallic blue, I got flame decals, OK, 270 horse with a t-top, so check it out.""Sir, you asked me to fill out a uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Questionaire? Yessir, questionaire.""And that Suzie, wherever she is right now, I guarantee you sit inside my ride, you be gobbling cone by the first red light. And if I got a 20 minute ride and time to kill, why not get her to shut up and do something productive?""I just want to say that I have, uh, the Yosemite Sam mudflaps that say, 'Get back' and I have 'Moon Disk' hubcaps.""Do you got a chain steering wheel? OK, I do." That doesn't make your car faster!!! Whaaaat?""I can outrun a Caprice. The gas cap door on the side is capped in gold metal, just the door to the gas cap, it's so sweeeet.""My IROC, it'd outrun 'em all."Do you know the radar picks up on your license plate, and not your paint job? Are you sure about that? What sources are you citing? Well here's the whole thing, man, CHP used to have Mustangs, but the Camaro IROC is the sweetest, so it blew it away. I got neon around my plate, man, so it distracts the radar. The neon bounces it off."
ROFL!
ROFL!
