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rousie13
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My buddy comes to work today and he goes I got arrested last night and I was like what. Well his friend and him got the bright idea to steal one of those blinking lights on top of a construction sign. Well the retards stole one by the police station and then preceded to go to private property to take the light off the sign and ditch the sign. Well someone saw them going onto the private property and called the cops. The retard had the sign in his lap and threw a towel over it when the cops came. Then he accidently knocked the towel off and it started blinking in the car when the cops were getting out of their car. He asked the cop how to turn it off when he got to the window. Then his friend and him are handcuffed and in the back of the car. Well they let them get out and drive their car to the police station because they couldn't leave it there I guess. Then the idiot goes to turn around and drives into the ditch and almost flips his car. So they had to call the tow truck and the cop was just sitting behind them the whole time. Seriously, how dumb can you be??


[Zero-S]
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:owned

I don't get people's stupidity sometimes...eh

rousie13
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They got away with stealing it by the police station, how I don't know, but why not go home or a back road instead of private property to take it apart. God I would leave to see a video of the dumb arse driving into the ditch. He said he had to kick the door open and climb out because the angle was so great.

[Zero-S]
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I don't know man...it takes a real moron to get caught after they got the hard part over with...stealing the sign right outside of the police station. I'm with you, why the hell didn't they wait to get home?

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BadMojo
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rousie13 wrote:Seriously, how dumb can you be??


I think your friend may well have inadvertently answered that age-old question. He may have reached the boundaries of human stupidity.

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AZhitman
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Kick him in the 'nads real hard. Maybe you'll do enough damage that he won't reproduce.

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Mr1der
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ahahahahhaahhaah

I wanna meet him...

it'll be the manslap heard round the world.

rousie13
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AZhitman wrote:Kick him in the 'nads real hard. Maybe you'll do enough damage that he won't reproduce.


haha....thats a good one Greg

JESTER
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Yeah it was pretty good.

Criminals arent the smartest people in the world anyway.

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Hijacker
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AZhitman wrote:Kick him in the 'nads real hard. Maybe you'll do enough damage that he won't reproduce.


darwinism at its finest :)


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