LIGHTS OUT!

[Jesda]

The power went out last night for an hour, for no reason. I woke up at 4am to pee, turned on the lights, yelled "NOOOOOO!"

I cant pee without light. I'll end up overshooting, misfiring, and pissing on my toothbrush or something.I went upstairs looking for a flashlight, didnt find one, and all of the bathrooms in the house are situated in a way that no moonlight can get in.

I manually opened the garage door and peed behind the shed. Meanwhile, owls were going "WHO WHO WHO" so I kept replying "YA RLY. SHUT THE F*CK UP." Since I was already walking around, I threw some shorts and a t-shirt on, drove to Walgreens, and bought Gatorade. Went back to sleep and rose again for my Sunday morning class.

Someone suggested that I should have peed sitting down. Like HELL I'm gonna sit and pee when there's no bowel movement.

[DriftingJesus]

What the devil?

[PantherRacer]

Bring On The Tentacle Rape!

[MinisterofDOOM]

Just one more reason I'm glad I have a xenon flashlight on my keychain.

[SeVa-S13]

I'da hopped in the shower.

[91RMKS13]

I'da hopped in the shower.

same here

Also i sit down when there was not a bowel movement (nothing wrong with that). I have done it a couple of times on accident (guess my cornhole was shy ). But most of the time i will sit down with a book to read a chapter or do some hard thinking.

[continental_drift]

piss first, questions later.

[91RMKS13]

piss first, questions later.

not sure how good of an idea that is. my buddy pissed on his cats face by pissing off his porch in the middle of the night. he was later angered when he pet the cat and found that the cat was sticky.

[Repo Man]

not sure how good of an idea that is. my buddy pissed on his cats face by pissing off his porch in the middle of the night. he was later angered when he pet the cat and found that the cat was sticky.

I sit to pee every morning. I get a couple extra minutes of shuteye that way.

[91RMKS13]

I sit to pee every morning. I get a couple extra minutes of shuteye that way.

damn thats funny and a good idea.not sure it would work for me i would probably fall off the pot once i nod off.

[Mr1der]

hell, half the time I miss the toilet in the morning anyway....

I second the shower idea...or buy a Surefire G3 30 bucks, and will blind someone for a few seconds.

[91RMKS13]

at my buddy house we always go outside to piss because he only pays the water bill for his rent when people used the toilet his rent went up alot.

[elgarvo616]

you gotta use the radar. just move around until you hear the splash!

[MinisterofDOOM]

I sit to pee every morning. I get a couple extra minutes of shuteye that way.

Bwaha. That reminds me of work. The bathroom for our office is RIGHT next to my coworker's office and the door is about as soundproof as a page from the bible. You have to sit, or share your noises with the world (plus, imagine a customer calling in and hearing that in the background of a phone call--LOL)

Anyway, one time a while back I was really tired from being awake for 2 or 3 days straight. I fell asleep...(should never have allowed my eyes to close)but only for about 5 minutes.

[flohtingPoint]

I cant pee without light. I'll end up overshooting, misfiring, and pissing on my toothbrush or something.

Sink, the power outage toilet

[crzycav86]

..Meanwhile, owls were going "WHO WHO WHO" so I kept replying "YA RLY. SHUT THE F*CK UP." ...

That part made me laugh pretty hard.

[nchopp]

I sit to pee every morning. I get a couple extra minutes of shuteye that way.

Same here. Takes less concentration, too.

[nismofly]

maglite for the win

jesda ive done that before, and like 15 mins later im like....wtf am i driving around for

course my rents wonder the same thing since the exhaust wakes them up