Lets get this "fail" out of the thread title! nicohaulics represent!!!

[themadscientist]

She went fishing with quarter sticks, cut a tree down on somebody's house and got the speedometer of her moms car jammed at the top drag racing before she graduated high school.There is a fountain in Philidelphia that was drained because she soaped it so many times when she was in technical school it became a monetary issue for the city.She is an amateur gunsmith as well. She modified my dad's rifle to fire full auto for fun. He wasn't a nice guy and woke up with that thing under his chin one night. He owes Mom his life, had she not had me to take care of he would have been a stain on the wall.Mom don't play.

[eds13]

dag yo! your mom is hardcore!

[redtop91]

Damn. Did she beat you with a belt, extension cord, or switch?....... or bat

[eds13]

my mom used a 5 gallon paint stick. couldnt make it hurt. it really pissed her off when you started laughing. lol

[themadscientist]

She clocked me in the head with a 2x4 once. I deserved it

[eds13]

ow!

[eds13]

ugh, poison ivy pwns me.

[Bwana]

So stay out of it!

[eds13]

but paintball is so much fun! not that fun tho. lol its so bad, i have it on my arms, face, neck chest, and....yeah. a couple other places.

[redtop91]

LOL. I remember one time a friend of mine got some on her hands and then when she wiped her as$....... yeah.

[eds13]

ewww. not cool, at all!

[R6_240sx]

LOL. I remember one time a friend of mine got some on her hands and then when she wiped her as$....... yeah.

I told u not to tell anyone!

[Nick240sx]

I told u not to tell anyone!

so ur a girl then?

[redtop91]

^ Not just a girl. A little girl. Jailbait. With a saggy booty.

[R6_240sx]

Hey hey it's not polite to be talking about ur mom like that.

[redtop91]

So that's why my penor isn't that big. The asian genes you gave me!

[eds13]

wow, ouch

[R6_240sx]

So that's why my penor isn't that big. The asian genes you gave me!

You only have half of the asian persuasion also.

[Nick240sx]

You only have half of the asian persuasion also.

So gathering this info, i assume that asian = fail sexually

[R6_240sx]

thanks for rubbing it in.

[themadscientist]

So gathering this info, i assume that asian = fail sexually

Well asian women put up with a lot of bull**** from asian men, there must be a reason.

[eds13]

teh asian womenz!

[Bwana]

Wow, just wow...

[DJButton]

Wow, just wow...

Yeah, that's about what I gathered too... I wont be on much this next week guys I'm down in dirty jersey, and yeah well it's dirty.

[Nick240sx]

Yeah, that's about what I gathered too... I wont be on much this next week guys I'm down in dirty jersey, and yeah well it's dirty.

hey cross the delaware and you'll find me, haha. jersey sucks, im sorry for ur sufferings

[nvrplzd240]

Well I'm still alive guys...

I bought the beretta... umm.. needs some work lol.

In lighter news... i may end up just keeping the 240 in our garage this winter

[Bwana]

Good idea, mine lives in the shop full time these days...

[redtop91]

Wow, just wow...

[eds13]

teh asian womenz!

[DJButton]

Teh mixed race hawtness!