Let's get creative! Scammer response contest!

[Encryptshun]

So I received this email this morning. It came from the email account of the breeder I bought my dog from. First thing I did was to call her and let her know that someone had hacked her email and to let the other people on her contact list know that she didn't send it out. Here's the text of the message:

Hope you get this on time, sorry I didn't inform you about my trip to Spain for a program. I am having some difficulty here because i misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel which contained some cash, credit cards and some other valuable things. I am so confused right now.


I need you to assist me with a loan of $1,850 to sort-out my hotel bills and get myself back home. I will appreciate whatever you can afford to assist me with, i will refund the money back to you as soon as i return, let me know if you can be of any help? ASAP.
I currently don't have a phone where i can be reached.
please let me know immediately.


Thanks,

So let fly, Niconauts! I am not going to respond (because it would just go back to the woman who got the hax in the first place), but what would YOU have wanted the scammer to see as your reply?

[Dattebayo]

SO you actually spoke with her on the phone?

[Speedy7_7]

Goatse

[Encryptshun]

SO you actually spoke with her on the phone?

Yeah.

[Eikon]

Tell the scammer that you just found out that you have a very rich uncle in Nigeria who has just passed away and that you will be getting at least $1,000,000... But, you apparently need to send a couple thousand bucks to the lawyer of the uncle to get the paper work filed. So if they would be able to loan you a little money, you'd be happy to send back a much larger sum as soon as you get your inheritance money.

[PoorManQ45]

Tell the scammer that you just found out that you have a very rich uncle in Nigeria who has just passed away and that you will be getting at least $1,000,000... But, you apparently need to send a couple thousand bucks to the lawyer of the uncle to get the paper work filed. So if they would be able to loan you a little money, you'd be happy to send back a much larger sum as soon as you get your inheritance money.

[Encryptshun]

Tell the scammer that you just found out that you have a very rich uncle in Nigeria who has just passed away and that you will be getting at least $1,000,000... But, you apparently need to send a couple thousand bucks to the lawyer of the uncle to get the paper work filed. So if they would be able to loan you a little money, you'd be happy to send back a much larger sum as soon as you get your inheritance money.

YES

[themadscientist]

I am actually the president of Nigeria and for the record I keep my cash under the mattress, neck to a loaded and cocked AK47.

[AZhitman]

Reply, and your email address gets added to a list that will certainly result in tons more.

[themadscientist]

I always copy the email address and sign them up for gay p0rn.

[themadscientist]

Google it. You have to really want to get these guys signed up, though, because it's a sausage fest in there. I don't see what women find attractive about guys, it's a mess man.

[Encryptshun]

Lol. I didn't reply. I called her, told her what happened, and she changed her password.

[PoorManQ45]

Google it. You have to really want to get these guys signed up, though, because it's a sausage fest in there. I don't see what women find attractive about guys, it's a mess man.

You know you like it!

[frapjap]

Hi. My name is Ray and I have a new topic of entry.
Fire away!
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