But I think I'd rather have a legit Apple Bonker pound me into the ground with a ginormous apple.

AppleBonker wrote:I approve.
Gift from Chad:
BTW, how hard did you laugh at that? And were you with the wifey? If so, did she think it weird that you were giggling at it?
RobPaulson wrote:

infiniti_lineup wrote:LOOK AT YOUR PMssnwbrdr435 wrote:Have you looked through my flickr lol
Bex did.snwboarder wrote:
Who made gayler a mod?
Lol. Get this.....they both also work at the same Home Depot that paid for their wedding. Here comes the stereo......they're black......lols.....as a ghetto-hating black man......i actually thought that was a smart idea. saves them a buncha money. why not let your slave-drivers pay for your wedding?AppleBonker wrote:Please, no more details. I feel it wont help my problem with stereotyping...
We made the token indian kid do that. Bastard gets like 4k a month just for being indian. Prick.AppleBonker wrote:You weren't the unfortunate one left to eat the ookie cookie, were you?
I would have guess hispanic. Black people don't garden...dre1507 wrote:Here comes the stereo......they're black
I f*cking love British newspapers. They don't suffer from all this stupid neo-Victorian sexually repressive bullsh*t that we do here.AppleBonker wrote:Why did this not happen in the US first?

You're black?dre1507 wrote:[as a ghetto-hating black man
AppleBonker wrote:That look in her eyes is absolutely frightening.
I thought the name and avatar were dead giveaways?Encryptshun wrote:Adam...Why wasn't I informed of this, DAMMIT!
This had me laughing hard.Encryptshun wrote:Now I gotta go back and edit all my diversity and inclusion metrics for the quarter.
But following it immediately with this honestly put me in tears. I don't think I need an ab workout today. That did it.Encryptshun wrote:Making that dress absolutely WRECKED the global satin futures market.
Just worked my way back to page 10. I LOLed hard at this pic.PEZi720 wrote:meh.... i'm just a 60 year old alcoholic that hates kids and bishez that he can't find a woman... on the outside....
i'm this jackass (dan shaz behind me)