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Razi
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:rotfl
I'd probably be beat by the low power, lightweight cars.
I'd love to try autocross though.


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i'm not blind. just getting there. lol. so my stupid self drove through a couple puddles kinda hard today. when i got out of class i noticed a rubbing sound from the front passenger side that wasn't there before. it annoyed me all the way home. got home whipped out the flashlight (it's like 8pm). what happened? the force of the water ripped my fender liner off the screws and my tire picked it up and that's where the rubbing came from. Water........it's dangerous.

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Razi wrote::rotfl
I'd probably be beat by the low power, lightweight cars.
I'd love to try autocross though.
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Razi
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Pezi's truck would rape my 240.
dre1507 wrote:i'm not blind. just getting there. lol. so my stupid self drove through a couple puddles kinda hard today. when i got out of class i noticed a rubbing sound from the front passenger side that wasn't there before. it annoyed me all the way home. got home whipped out the flashlight (it's like 8pm). what happened? the force of the water ripped my fender liner off the screws and my tire picked it up and that's where the rubbing came from. Water........it's dangerous.
Puddles ftl!

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i was being impatient because the grannies in front of me were driving uber slow acting like they didn't have to go to class at 5pm too and it's already 4:55. next time i'll just honk them all the way.

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Id choose a puddle over a freakin pothole any day :yesnod Theres some pretty nasty ones around here, especially on the freeways.

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Darn grannies.
Once, one tried to change into my lane when I was in her blind spot.
Then she honked at ME for being there.
-_-

Lmao Frank, I found out the reason why my car felt like it was flying when I hit the bumps on the freeway.
My tire was hitting the top of my wheel well and causing my car to fly like that.
My small tires fixed that issue. :P

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Frank e. until you have driven or been in a vehicle in Jamaica, you have no idea what real pot holes look like. speaking of getting honked at. coming out of a parking lot, some woman came in on the wrong side of the road then i had to squeeze my way out. being my awesome self who has developed excellent depth perception i made my way out getting within an inch of her car. she honked like crazy scared i would scratch her car. Man, that little Asian lady looked so cute scared. Yes i need to find an Asian gf and scare her daily.

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razi... come to CO

last race for teh truck is sunday :)

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dre1507 wrote:Man, that little Asian lady looked so cute scared. Yes i need to find an Asian gf and scare her daily.
:rotfl
PEZi720 wrote:razi... come to CO

last race for teh truck is sunday :)
My old neighbors live in CO.
I wonder if they're still alive...

You should come down here instead!
We can find Bwana and annoy him.
Then hunt KV and eat him.

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Idea......razzo. you're Asian right? and you have a sister model right? so how about.......that last sentence in my previous post? i'll make videos.......you'll gets daily laughs....win win right? ehh? ehh? lol.

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I haz no sister!
I dunno what you're talking about!
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the funny part raz... my mom is in oceanside right now.... bish didn't take me :(

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LIES!!!! i know you're hiding her. You can't stop the power of luuuuurve. I'll rescue her from your hiding powers and we'll be happy family. and our kids will call you uncle scrooge. no no. i just playing. you know i lurrrrzz you razzo.

it's ok Ant. sometimes parents don't want to be annoyed by their adult aged children. lol.

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PEZi720 wrote:the funny part raz... my mom is in oceanside right now.... bish didn't take me :(
:rotfl
dre1507 wrote:LIES!!!! i know you're hiding her. You can't stop the power of luuuuurve. I'll rescue her from your hiding powers and we'll be happy family. and our kids will call you uncle scrooge. no no. i just playing. you know i lurrrrzz you razzo.
I deny everything!

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it's ok razzo. i psycho. i can read minds.

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You can't do that!
I don't even exist!

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kool. then there won't be any resistance to me leaving the westsayyyyeeeeed with your sister. stay non-existent.

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dre1507 wrote:
it's ok Ant. sometimes parents don't want to be annoyed by their adult aged children. lol.
lol... she's chillin there with my aunt and cousin.... and i'm stuck in CO

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My sister doesn't exist either!

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that's also ok Ant. You'll have all the motherless time in the world until she returns. enjoy it.

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yes she does razzo.....and i hope she never discovers the internet. would ruin my plan if she ever saw this.

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trust me man.... i can't stand the woman.... but she didn't even take me to cali!!!

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forget cali. it's all about Colorado baybiiiiiiiii. lol. i wanna go to cali at least for a month. i'd bring back razzo's sister and a mexi-chick fresh from the motherland.

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Damn Razi hides his sis pretty well, I didnt even know he had one.

Speaking of Asian lady drivers, THEY scare the hell outta ME every time I see em around. Especially the older ones :ohno:

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There's this girl at work that I'm trying to get with but idk if I can do it.

She's kind of......prude.... :(

And I ain't got mad game.

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dre1507 wrote:yes she does razzo.....and i hope she never discovers the internet. would ruin my plan if she ever saw this.
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Frank E Bones wrote:Damn Razi hides his sis pretty well, I didnt even know he had one.

Speaking of Asian lady drivers, THEY scare the hell outta ME every time I see em around. Especially the older ones :ohno:
I fookin hate all old drivers!
AZ89two4Tsx wrote:There's this girl at work that I'm trying to get with but idk if I can do it.

She's kind of......prude.... :(

And I ain't got mad game.
Turn gay!

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Christian? that's your name right? why are you trying to get with prunes? people do strange things to fruits nowadays. lol jus messing. mad game? you only need game for shones (non-prudes).

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midget... convince her you're a good guy... be sensitive etc...

then hit it....

then blow her off

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Ant you are so wrong for that. if she's a good girl. why do that to her? keep her on a leash. yes. that is the pimp thing to do.


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