Learned'd 4 - More Sequels than Rocky, y0. NSFW

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Because that's the last page worth reading?


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Encryptshun wrote:Because that's the last page worth reading?
no way. this page has sports, racism, fellatio, raep, wire tucks, h0m0-erotica, spam, and mitch hedberg. it's perfect.

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touche browny

touche

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touch?

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touch brown-eye

touch

Edit* There ya go, Tito. Now'll you'll get to see 423.

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Odd, I'm touching my brown eye right now! It itches.

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who wants to touch my brown eye now?

thanks for the effort chad, but it's still bringing me to 422. me no likey.

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dude armando is that the inside of ur PC!? if so... WOW! Mad props.

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k, going for a drive. be back later. maybe.

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Remember, Tito, when the officer asks you who the president is, the correct answer is "John Wayne."

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Encryptshun wrote:Remember, Tito, when the officer asks you who the president is, the correct answer is "John Wayne."
Uh, he was executed in 1994 if I remember correctly.

Also, I lolled:
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My Friend's FB Status wrote: "How the fk does a fly get on the inside of my tv screen mother fker that sht is annoying"

"sad part i tryed to kill it 3 times before i noticed it was on the inside"

"he keeps flying around between the bulb and screen so i just see his shadow"
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I made it safe by removing letters perhaps

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Please tell me your "friend" has a flat-screen TV...

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I am guessing a rear projection from the sound of it. It is unnecessarily large.

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Uh, that fly would be like fist size then, right? That's one big scary mofo...

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AppleBonker wrote:
Encryptshun wrote:Remember, Tito, when the officer asks you who the president is, the correct answer is "John Wayne."
Uh, he was executed in 1994 if I remember correctly.

Also, I lolled:
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:eek:

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If that is real, it took a lot of work to pull that off. I dunno about most people, but I'm not too keen on grinding out knuckle children in a public restroom...

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I think that falls into more of hobby territory.

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knuckle children........ :rotfl

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A Cake shoppe opened near mine. Free coffee and I bought six cupcakes.

1 chocolate on chocolate on chocolate
2 Nutella
1 Cinnamon
2 blueberry buttercream

Freakin Delicious.

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I went to the store for a candle holder, but they didn't have any. So I bought a cake.

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skeet!

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Why you need candle holder? Put the bish in a glass bowl and call it a candle holder.

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I just woke up. WOOHOO!

Now time to go get my license back so I can drive out to see Greg and Bex and Christine tonight.

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^ When do you go back to work after that? lol

Where is your licenses?

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Lol, not working tonight, thank god.

My licnese is suspended. :hides:

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licnese? lick-nese? lick-niece?

sicko...

Edit: or should I be congratulating you that it's not your nephew?

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ill just leave this here
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGjNQ6KFIo[/youtube]

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Damnit. License. There we go. That's better. THAT'S what's suspended. The license...

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lurve you gheyler


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