Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[ADDirishboy]

It's a damn good story.

SO! This story starts off with me going to pick up a girl. I got her from her house, we went out for some food and a couple drinks (I didn't drink anything, I'm trying not to drink during the academy) and then proceed to just drive around town for a while.

Well, she starts getting a little touchy feely while driving, and I decide to pull off into a dark, empty parking lot. So we are getting into it when I realize, of course, I don't have any condoms. Fan-f***-tastic.

I throw the Mitsu in first and we leave the parking lot. All the while she is to horny to wait and is going down on me while we drive to the gas station. Well, just my luck, red and blue lights start flashing in my rear view. Great. She sits up discreetly and puts her pants back on, since she wasn't wearing any at the time, and I hastily stuff my junk back in my pants.

So I pull into a side street and the cop comes over asking if I know why he pulled me over. I'm praying it's not because I was getting fellatio while driving, but other than that can't think of anything I did wrong. Turns out, in my haste to get to a gas station, I never turned on my headlights. And since I was preoccupied by this chicks mouth, wasn't paying attention enough to realize they were off.

Cop asks for my driver's license. Problem. It was suspended up until today, and I lost the old one about 2 weeks ago. So, I don't actually have a driver's license on me, but it's not suspended. He runs everything and I check out fine. But since I don't have my license on me, she has to drive. Another problem. She doesn't drive stick very well. So we leave with me giving her step by step instructions on how to drive stick. She stalled 3 times. In front of the cops.

She drives 2 blocks and pulls into a parking lot, I hop into the drivers seat, and continue on our journey to the gas station to finish what we had started earlier. That was a hell of a drive guys.

[Razi]

LOL
That's one fun way to spend the night.

[ADDirishboy]

I seriously feel like I just got punk'd. There is no way that actually just happened.

[Razi]

Super lucky y0.
First time I got pulled over, cop gave me a speeding ticket.
He didn't say anything on my engine though, so that was a relief.

[danshaz82]

epic story about epic night was epic!

[ADDirishboy]

Yea, fun night. Kinda wore me out though. I'm out guys. Night!

[Razi]

Peace out yo!

[aarenjames]

First first page of the third of (X) first pages :-)
Heart Disease Treatment

[sx moneypit]

First first page of the third of (X) first pages :-)
Heart Disease Treatment

[sx moneypit]

Good morning folks.

[marlin29311]

yo

[RobPaulson]

mornin errbudy

question for the camera folk . . . this samsung has a $110 off coupon for it from newegg, so it'd be $140 total, it seems pretty cool, think its worth it?? Its got a front mounted LCD for self pics, which is awesome imo, I hate trying to snap pics of me and others using my phone and have no idea where its really pointing . . .

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.a ... 144225-L0A

[AppleBonker]

I'd bet it'll take better photos than your N1. Personally, I've always been a fan of Canon point and shoots, but for a buck forty, you probably can't go wrong there.

Though, IMO, the front screen is kinda lame. Just sayin...

Morning everyone. How goes it today? Anyone else want pictures?

[RobPaulson]

but for a buck forty, you probably can't go wrong there.

dats what i'm sayin, y0 /ordered

and no . . . no one else wants pix, u sick, sick phawk

[AppleBonker]

Tito laughed. As did Ryan, I believe. Dunno why you had such an issue...

[AppleBonker]

I have decided I hate going to the doctor though. Well, I decided that a long time ago, but yesterday just helped reaffirm it.

[RobPaulson]

Tito laughed. As did Ryan, I believe. Dunno why you had such an issue...

it was a non-issue, it just got deleted

w00f i just cracked my neck somethin fierce, felt wicked good.

hhhmmm just transfered as many of my monthly bills over to my AMEX ... helllooooo reward puntas

EDIT: me thinks meh found some local artists to visit for an estimate on a half sleeve . . . http://www.hopegallerytattoo.com/ BAM! that work is sick!!

[marlin29311]

hhhmmm just transfered as many of my monthly bills over to my AMEX ... helllooooo reward puntas

Costco Amex cash back reward = boss.

[AppleBonker]

it was a non-issue, it just got deleted

I am disappoint. I was thinking of setting it as the background of my phone.

I need to call the doctor back today and b****. If only I could write myself a prescription for what I know I need...

[AppleBonker]

Costco Amex cash back reward = boss.

100% accurate. For reals.

[Encryptshun]

Heya, toots.

Okay, now I want a G25x.

[Koshin]

we had fun in Chicago at the meet guys, thanks for coming out

[Encryptshun]

It was a hoot. I do wish your buddy (Jon?) had brought out his R34. I am such a fanboy...

[marlin29311]

Heya, toots.

Okay, now I want a G25x.

I was looking at that the other day...what a great car. I want one too...

[Encryptshun]

Any guys with knowledge please look here:

hvac-is-a-racket-any-advice-is-appreciated-t510759.html

Thanks!

[Koshin]

It was a hoot. I do wish your buddy (Jon?) had brought out his R34. I am such a fanboy...

Yeah, I wish he wouldve brought it as well. He doesnt drive it much

[marlin29311]

Any guys with knowledge please look here:

hvac-is-a-racket-any-advice-is-appreciated-t510759.html

Thanks!

not sure how my grandpa has done it, but he's bought A/C parts from a local distributor before...i

[rb30dett]

Sup guys...

[Encryptshun]

I want an "I Can Haz Brains?" t-shirt from lolmart.

[AppleBonker]

I want to go back to sleep