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Katy Perry is all sorts of sexy...but her music sucks


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RobPaulson
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Koshin wrote:Katy Perry is all sorts of sexy...but her music sucks
its all about her tits. i dont even know what the rest of her looks like . . .

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So Gun shop let me get this straight, you're offering me 45% of what I paid for these and they have less than 500 rounds through them between the two?!

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93coupe wrote:So Gun shop let me get this straight, you're offering me 45% of what I paid for these and they have less than 500 rounds through them between the two?!
ROFL sounds like a stealership

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Why you selling guns? And which have less than 500 rounds through them? The SC?

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Koshin wrote:Katy Perry is all sorts of sexy...but her music sucks
I like Kesha's music more... :couch:

Ryan, what the hell is that about? That's like what, $600 for the two of those XD's? That's :bs:

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Wait, nevermind. I know why they are offering you so little. You're black. They probably think those guns were recently involved in a gas station robbery.

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he offered me $550 for both the xd45 and the sc xd9. f*** YOURSELF FATMAN!

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Is this the shopkeeper in question? If so, I think there's a tutorial on how to handle fellas like him.

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its def cuz ry iz blak

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But the gun shop guy didn't know that...

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Ummm used Tein super drifts($800) or New PBM coilovers(1k). I can't choose!

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PBM.

They knew, I walked in eating a po' boy.

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93coupe wrote:PBM.

They knew, I walked in eating a po' boy.
:lolling: i love stereotypes

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I'm pretty white and I also enjoy consuming those. Just sayin...

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I'm so white I get confused for a guy on Big Bang Theory and I LOVE me a shrimp or crawfish po boy. Gotta be on a slightly toasted roll with mayo slaw, though.

Damn I'm hungry nao.

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But I was eating mine with an orange sunkist and a Kool behind my ear.

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93coupe
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Just to clarify, the soda was not behind my ear...

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Ok, that puts you over the top. He knew.

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Mayo is f*** gross. You are so white, for real.

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ok you black ***holes.... i'm gonna go walk mah dog... then work... then club.... i'll be back sometime in the future

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93coupe wrote:...a Newport behind one ear and a bluetooth headset behind the other one.
FTFY

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93coupe wrote:Mayo is f**king gross. You are so white, for real.
I couldn't agree more. MAN-aise is nasty stuff.

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I'm pretty sure it's what the lipo out of fat chicks' booties.

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James I just want to formally announce that your last post in the "tito" thread is THE funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

Ever.

If you were a hot chick I'd have relations with you.

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sup gents! I hate rain, its caused nothing but traffic congestion for me today, I must have spent 2 hours in bumper to bumper this morning

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lol.

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What up, Mark. Today is the first day it didn't rain in a week. Yesterday I spent a lot of time in a hardcore downpour as well. Sucked beluga taint.

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Zakk turns one tomorrow! :mike :woot: :mike


I'll be picking out a fat turkey this coming week for teh grill

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I thought Tito was losing weight.


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