Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Encryptshun]

Faizan, are you gonna be able to head out to Arlington Heights on Sunday? Show starts at noon, according to their flyer.

I'm gonna bring the camera, maybe turn it into a NiCO article proposal.

[DrifterXRPS13]

what's going on sunday? sunday? sunday?

[Encryptshun]

Stancenation meet in AH. Koshin, Danshaz, me, and most likely Adam will all be there. Figured it would be a good chance to chum around and engage in shens.

[DrifterXRPS13]

oh nico shens....yea, i'm down for that son. I remember wrish telling me about this a few weeks ago.

[AppleBonker]

I'll show you all my dong. The possum already seen it though.

[DrifterXRPS13]

well duh, i wouldn't been much a possum if i hadn't seen it.

[Encryptshun]

I am still confused'd about all this possum stuff, but I pretend to understand so I can be "hip".

[DrifterXRPS13]

i'm cool, i'm hip...tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka tukka...oooooohhhhhhhh.

[Dattebayo]

Good morning gents.

I just got my PAIR valve sh*t welded for $5. Up yours, car battery fools.
Gonna set up the car for exhaust welding naow.

[danshaz82]

Stancenation meet in AH. Koshin, Danshaz, me, and most likely Adam will all be there. Figured it would be a good chance to chum around and engage in shens.

i didnt know it was in AH. i can walk there if i want

[DrifterXRPS13]

not if i break your legs first ya can't.

[Dattebayo]

So this meet is in the As$Hole?

[danshaz82]

not if i break your legs first ya can't.

but i need them!
actually, go for it. i dont use them much anymore now anyways. as long as i have my right arm, ill be fine.

[danshaz82]

So this meet is in the As$Hole?

yup! want in?

[AppleBonker]

But what about your jeans?

[DrifterXRPS13]

sorry, gotta take your arms too...i'm gonna do the double dutch rudder.

[danshaz82]

But what about your jeans?

ill just paint them on. itll look just the same

sorry, gotta take your arms too...i'm gonna do the double dutch rudder.

noes! how am i gunna fap and drink beers?! (at the same time)

[Dattebayo]

Or just sew 'em on to ya so you can walk around and freak people out. Or you can use 'em for that joke: "Can you lend me a hand?"

[AppleBonker]

How do you fap and drink beers now?

[DrifterXRPS13]

probaly uses one of those helmet device.

[AppleBonker]

Completely forgot about those. Thanks for reminding me...

[DrifterXRPS13]

np...cause that's what friends are fooorrrrr...

[danshaz82]

Or just sew 'em on to ya so you can walk around and freak people out. Or you can use 'em for that joke: "Can you lend me a hand?"

How do you fap and drink beers now?

wouldnt you like to know

probaly uses one of those helmet device.

haha i had one of those. idk where it is now tho.

[sx moneypit]

probaly uses one of those helmet device.

[Dattebayo]

I have the 4-beer helmet/straw thing somewhere laying around here from college...

It requires a baseball hat tho, and I hate wearing those except when at work on a really sunny day. I sweat for three people.

[danshaz82]

I have the 4-beer helmet/straw thing somewhere laying around here from college...

It requires a baseball hat tho, and I hate wearing those except when at work on a really sunny day. I sweat for three people.

my friend has one that he tweaked to fit .750's of booze. its funny watching him use it.

[AppleBonker]

So much pun continues to crack me up:

[DrifterXRPS13]

that's clever...i like that.

[93coupe]

I will be in the area of Rich, Faizan, Shaz and Adam in about a month and a half.

Lates.

[marlin29311]

what's going on sunday? sunday? sunday?

KIDS SEATS ARE JUST 5 BUCKS!!!!