Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Dattebayo]

About 20 minutes ago, NICO took almost 5 minutes to load the Gen Chat page.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

So my month has been crap, worked like 32 hours the first week, then 26 hours the following week, then 17 hours the third week, and 7 hours last week and a whopping 9 hours this week. Like really, is it really that hard to sell somebody a security system, or camera's or a fire system or access control? If it weren't for unemployment I'd be up to my eyeballs in debt and probably have DHS chasing me to throw me in jail for non payment. I understand the economy is bad, but Security and Fire protection should never be this slow. Guess this is what I get for signing on with a company smaller than the one that laid me off. Time to start looking for a completely new line of work, either that or start pimping myself out.

[King Ranzo]

Holy a**. I have perfect speeds over here.

[Dattebayo]

It was a while ago, Gir.

Everything is fine now.

[AppleBonker]

Dave knows what it is.

[Dattebayo]

Dave knows what it is.

Dave's not here.

[AppleBonker]

Exorcist style?

[Dattebayo]

I just clinched the deal on the car if I like it, sorry no exorcist? WTF are you talking about?

[AppleBonker]

Didn't they ask to talk to Regan and she responded with "Regan's not here"?

[Otto.]

Hi.

[DrifterXRPS13]

REDRUM!!

[Dattebayo]

Didn't they ask to talk to Regan and she responded with "Regan's not here"?

Adam, it's a Cheech and Chong reference.

[dre1507]

Good evening everyone........I am waiting on donuts. happy time.

[Dattebayo]

Good evening everyone........I am waiting on donuts. happy time.

I didn't know you were a cop...

Wanna help me harass someone?

[King Ranzo]

OH BOY! I KNOW A COP NOW!

[dre1507]

Good evening everyone........I am waiting on donuts. happy time.

I didn't know you were a cop...

Wanna help me harass someone?

just say the word and i'll be all over whomever like a hooker on a car door on a friday night.

[Dattebayo]

I know for a fact it's not friday anymore. I mean, um, a friend told me.

[dre1507]

ahh so Dave gets down with the ladies of the night.

[Dattebayo]

More like afternoon. I can't finish that quick.

[dre1507]

well it seems you got money to spend. gimme some.

[xekushnr]

Thanks to some free time at work today, I figured out that my pen15 is 92.5 degrees Fahrenheit.

[dre1507]

^^^.......ok.

[Dattebayo]

well it seems you got money to spend. gimme some.

BAD COP NO DOUGHNUT

[AppleBonker]

Been a while since I've watched any cheech and chong. My bad.

[xekushnr]

Just thought you guys would want to know. Of course, it would probably be a bit warmer after I take it out of your moms mouth.

[Dattebayo]

Been a while since I've watched any cheech and chong. My bad.

It's actually from one of the records. I thought everybody knew about it...

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Cheech+%26+Cho ... ef1afc63c4

[Dattebayo]

Just thought you guys would want to know. Of course, it would probably be a bit warmer after I take it out of your moms mouth.

You must be really desperate.

[AppleBonker]

Necrophilia is awesome?

[xekushnr]

She paid me

[dre1507]

bad cop reminds me of the True Crime video game series. The criminals that were too hard to catch, i'd publicly execute them.