Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[ADDirishboy]

I love it, but I seem to offend some people.

Meh, people can suck it. I've seen dead bodies that I thought were in hilarious positions. Hell, I've seen one guy dead on the ground with his eyes crossed and his tongue out and I instantly thought of this:

[AppleBonker]

Oh yeah, the world is terribly effed up. Maybe that's why I laugh at so much disturbing shxt; if I didn't things would get depressing pretty fast.

[Encryptshun]

When I was a kid, the jokes that make me laugh hardest:

Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
A: Drop him in a drum of gasoline and toss in a match. The cat goes WOOF.

Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?
A: Toss him in the freezer overnight and then run him through a bandsaw. Dog goes MEEEEEOW.

Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q: How do you make a baby shake?
A: 8 ounces of soda and 2 scoops of baby.

Q: What's pink and bubbly and crawls up a girls leg?
A: A homesick abortion.

Q: What's grosser than a dead baby in a dumpster?
A: A dead baby in 5 dumpsters.

[DrifterXRPS13]

oh chad...i el o el'd at all those.

[King Ranzo]

LAWL.

[Dattebayo]

Cat goes MEEEEEOW.

Do ya think?

[Encryptshun]

Edited for Dave's convenience.

[King Ranzo]

Where's errbody?

[AppleBonker]

I was working out. But now I'm watching football.

[Razi]

I'm postponing writing an essay. :\

[dre1507]

am i the only one who's seen this? Hoping not repost.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBcEBxLC ... re=related[/youtube]

[Razi]

LOL
Doing a pitstop at the parking lot.

[krimsonviper]

^ WTF is impressive about that other than the guy bare handing a hot valve cover?

[Razi]

He decided he should start doing his headgasket job at the parking lot...Kinda weird.
LOL
But it makes sense if you think about it.

What's crackin KV?

[AppleBonker]

Macaque?

[King Ranzo]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbXGf7o3 ... re=related[/youtube]

Epic.

[krimsonviper]

He decided he should start doing his headgasket job at the parking lot...Kinda weird.
LOL
But it makes sense if you think about it.

What's crackin KV?

Makes sense that that engine of his is such a POS that he knows he needs to bring his tools with him everywhere. He just needs to buy a new engine. ESSSSSSSSAAARRRRRRR

Not much. The rest of my new habit is coming in, piece by piece, but I revised it, so it's gonna take another week to come in...

[krimsonviper]

Macaque?

IN YO MOUF!!! OH SNAP

[AppleBonker]

You can buy hookers in pieces?

[AppleBonker]

Macaque?

IN YO MOUF!!! OH SNAP

I can't reach.

[Razi]

What's your new habit y0?

[krimsonviper]

You can buy hookers in pieces?

It's cheaper that way when you want parts from another country. Kinda like sending over a Jeep from the Korean war.

What's your new habit y0?

.........MTG

[krimsonviper]

I want Chineses foodz...

[dre1507]

thoughout the parking lot job vid, all i'm wondering is how is he gonna get the hot head off and isn't it almost night.

[Razi]

LOL I just rememberd you've started playing MTG again.
nerd!

I hate writing this damn essay!

[TurboSauce]

Fuzzball iknow the feeling i have to write my English corsework!
which i havent started
and she wants a draft tomorrow!

[krimsonviper]

LOL I just rememberd you've started playing MTG again.
nerd!

I hate writing this damn essay!

[AppleBonker]

I need to go to bed, but that might not be happening. I also need to eat something, but I'm not hungry at all. Interesting.

[krimsonviper]

Hey David, what's your essay about?

[krimsonviper]

Fuzzball iknow the feeling i have to write my English corsework!
which i havent started
and she wants a draft tomorrow!

POC! High school work? Couldn't me more than 5 pages.

I need to go to bed, but that might not be happening. I also need to eat something, but I'm not hungry at all. Interesting.

Iconic and ironic oxymorons?