Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Dittoz7]

gawd that gentlemans kit is uggggly.

but that two tone is killing it.

[AppleBonker]

Your car is possessed, Gheyler. Maybe you should stick your weenie in the tailpipe. That always makes bishez know who is boss.

[ADDirishboy]

It's true. They respond really well to that kind of thing.

But seriously, the damn thing really is possessed. It kinda scares me. I feel like one day while I'm driving down the I-10 at 85mph it's gonna magically snap my steering shaft in half and simultaneously cut the brakes and put me into oncoming traffic. I think my car's goal right now is to kill itself and take me with it.

[Razi]

goal right now is to kill itself and take me with it.

Those darn Japanese..

[AppleBonker]

It's a kamikaze car!

[Razi]

Banzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[ADDirishboy]

Lol. It's totally true. That car's gonna kill me, unless I kill it first.

I was telling Tito last night that I should just save up some money, buy a truck, and then have a big NICO desert party out here and we can have a car bonfire.

[AppleBonker]

I would find a way to make that happen if I were you!

[ADDirishboy]

I would find a way to make that happen if I were you!

Oh I'm trying. Everyone is invited too. Drink tons of beer, burn a car, off road in an old hardbody, yea. Good times.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Make sure you invite Keith Stone!



Tyler, it just sounds like you have a SERIOUS electrical problem. Did some rats eat up your wiring? Or maybe some crazy mexicans while you were in Tucson?

[AppleBonker]

I would just need to find money. And vacation time.

And f*ck Keith Stone!

[AppleBonker]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

[ADDirishboy]

Christian, yea. My electrical system is destroyed. No idea what could have caused that though.

Adam, I'm gonna seriously try and make this happen. And if we can't burn the car, maybe toss in a shot of nitrous and let everyone beat the piss out of it in the desert until it finally throws a piston out the side of the block.

[ADDirishboy]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

I really hope you aren't fapping.

[AppleBonker]

Sorry, my previous post was not in response to your plans. They do sound fantastic though.

[AppleBonker]

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

I really hope you aren't fapping.

Nope, just in the middle of a VERY interesting and potentially lucrative conversation...

[ADDirishboy]

Please, do go on about said lucrative conversation...

[AppleBonker]

Nah. It's good though. We'll leave it at that...

[ADDirishboy]

I'm bored! I need something to do!

[AppleBonker]

Guys? Yourself? Your sister?

[ADDirishboy]

I was thinking about fappin. Hmm. Maybe. Idk, not in the mood to do it myself.

[AppleBonker]

Incest is best when your sister's got big breasts!

[King Ranzo]

Is it bad that if I had a hot step sister that wanted to f***, I'd do it? I mean she wouldn't be blood related so it wouldn't be bad right? RIGHT?

[ADDirishboy]

Eeeewwwww incest.

[AppleBonker]

Is it bad that if I had a hot step sister that wanted to f***, I'd do it? I mean she wouldn't be blood related so it wouldn't be bad right? RIGHT?

Eeeewwwww incest.

[Razi]

Weirdos!

[King Ranzo]

It's not incest if she's not blood related.

[AppleBonker]

Who cares if it is incest?

[King Ranzo]

^
I like the way he thinks.

[Dattebayo]

Hey. My headlights don't light up. Yay electrical problems. I think Tyler sent his karma to me...