Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Dittoz7]

Florida

[Encryptshun]

Dave's mom ended up in Florida? Armando, you are being confusing again.

[frapjap]

Christ,

I swear it came out right when I yelled it...

[Dittoz7]

LOL just noticed my car in that picture...

[frapjap]

Gotta go pick my mom real quick.

Jesus, Dave, did she end up in a lineup AGAIN?

Reminds me of this story I read the other day:
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Nude woman poses problem for police (MUG)
Comments 89
September 15, 2010 10:16 PM
Sarah Owen
Florida Freedom Newspapers
PANAMA CITY BEACH — When police arrested Jennifer Rush on Saturday afternoon as she walked along the beach wearing only a ragged wet T-shirt, it wasn’t their first run-in with the apparently drunk and nearly naked woman.

This year alone, police have arrested 23-year-old Rush for “exposing her breasts and rear end” to bowling alley patrons, boarding a charter bus loaded with BP contract workers and “exposing her breasts,” and “exposing her vaginal area to several bystanders … including a child” as she lay on a bench in front of a bar, according to police reports.

Local law enforcement agencies have generated nearly 50 reports on their dealings with Rush, which have resulted in more than a dozen convictions for charges — all misdemeanors — ranging from disorderly intoxication and disorderly conduct to public nudity and indecent exposure.

State Attorney Glenn Hess, a former circuit judge, said he’d like to stop the cycle of “just rolling (Rush) through the system” and to get her help with a sentence that includes more than just fines and jail time.

Rush appears to have a “substance-abuse problem,” Hess said, and would be better served in a treatment center.

A judge can order a habitual misdemeanor offender, like Rush, to incarceration or to a life-management evaluation, Hess said. He plans to talk to Rush’s attorney and judge to “request that the court take some different action with her, see if we can’t get her some help.”

If that help isn’t found, Hess said, he worried about where the problem might lead.

“When you have someone who is that drunk, they’re not able to protect themselves and so they can be prey; they can certainly be taken advantage of,” he said. “Apparently, she doesn’t have anyone to look out for her.”

In the latest arrest, deputies reported that Rush’s “breasts, buttocks and genitalia” were clearly visible through the holey white T-shirt, “which was basically transparent.”

After a 2006 incident, a gas station employee told police the then-19-year-old Rush “was intoxicated … yelling obscenities and crude remarks to the families using the gas station and … was exposing herself indecently.”

A few days later, police responded to “a drunken female wandering in and out of traffic” on Front Beach Road, “showing her breasts and genitalia to traffic,” according to a PCBPD report. The next month, an officer reported finding her in a parking lot “wearing nothing but a black tank top” and “so intoxicated that she was almost struck by several vehicles.”

There was a string of arrests in 2007, in which an apparently intoxicated Rush ordered and ate food at beach restaurants and then tried to skip out on the bill.

“Rush then said to call her mom or dad to come pay for the items,” a BCSO officer reported. “I have dealt with Rush in the past and this is standard for her.”

In four years of reports, police only once listed an occupation for Rush: as a dancer at a topless bar. She gives her parents’ address on each report, although she sometimes tells police she’s staying with friends in Panama City Beach.

Hess added that he doesn’t think the court’s attitude toward Rush — or the charges levied against her — would be more severe if she were a man.

“The behavior isn’t threatening,” Hess said. “It’s disgusting, but it’s not threatening. It’s not so much that she has an evil heart; it’s that she has a problem that manifests itself in criminal behavior.”

[Dattebayo]

I'm going to Panama City beach.

[Encryptshun]

I bet the conversation at the Panama City PD goes something like this:

"Hey, it's MY turn to arrest her today."

"No, screw you, man, you arrested her last week, it's MY turn!"

"Hey, it's not my fault you went on vacation with your wife and weren't on shift, *ssmunch, you lost your chance"

"Flip for it? HEY COME BACK HERE WITH MY CAR!"

[Dittoz7]

2 words.

Citizen's Arrest.

[Dattebayo]

That's my plan, along with several bottles of alcohol and some condoms.

[Dattebayo]

Oh, BTW, I have milk and cookies.

[AppleBonker]

Alcohol, condoms, milk and cookies. Sounds similar to my plans for the night.

[Dattebayo]

Where's Jay?

[AppleBonker]

Christ,

I swear it came out right when I yelled it...

It's ok, buddy. I just found it incredibly hilarious. But I may just be in a goofy mood...

[AppleBonker]

Where's Jay?

Under mah desk

[Dattebayo]

I hate waiting

[AppleBonker]

If it makes you feel any better, we hate hearing about you waiting

[Dattebayo]

No you don't. You love it.

[Encryptshun]

Where's Jay?

LOL -- I was trying to find the pedobear image he posted the other day. The one that says "My candy brings all the kids to my yard....and I'm just like GET IN THE CAR."

With the talk of alchohol, condoms, milk & cookies, epic fail that he wasn't here to post it.

[AppleBonker]

Hey Chad, or anyone else for that matter, I need some help. I must be slow today, because I can't find the pun...

[AppleBonker]

Rocking horse?

[Dattebayo]

Yep. But I think he's more "rockin' "

[AppleBonker]

No wonder it took a while. That's terrible. And not funny...

[Dittoz7]

yes.

Also S15 seat deal might go thru if I can collect $75 today (Already have $30 in mah pocket).
Time to go thru my IOU's...

[Dattebayo]

You shouldn't lend out lots of money like that.

I had a friend who borrowed $300 once, and then he turned around and said I told him it was a gift? Now he is so broke he will never make good on it...

[Encryptshun]

Can't see the pun pic.

Armando, get that seat or you die tonight.

[Dattebayo]

I don't see the point of the S15 seat, they look exactly the same as the Sentra seats...

[Encryptshun]

But will the Sentra seat drop in an S14?

[Dattebayo]

Hey, it's not my fault you bastards can't use your arms and hands well enough to weld.

It's really not that hard. I bought the S14 seat I have for $10.

[Encryptshun]

I tried to weld in new seat rails on my s13 but I set my carpet on fire.

[Mr1der]

damnit, I can't get mare guitar out of my head.