Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Bmore-coupe]

there is a show on TLC right now about a girl who has ONLY eaten french fries for the last 26 years. WTF!!?? She gags if any other food goes in her mouth.

[krimsonviper]

Well, in order to keep yourself on the interviewers mind, you gotta remind them you're there and that you really want the job and you're just not another face in the crowd. So, after an interview, the best non-annoying way to do this is to write a thank you note and mail it. Nothing large, just a little reminder that you're still waiting their judgement and you leave something in the note to remind them of who you are. Employers go through a lot of people when interviewing for a position.

[MellowZ32]

there is a show on TLC right now about a girl who has ONLY eaten french fries for the last 26 years. WTF!!?? She gags if any other food goes in her mouth.

I seen't it.
TLC's shows are worse than aids

[MellowZ32]

Well, in order to keep yourself on the interviewers mind, you gotta remind them you're there and that you really want the job and you're just not another face in the crowd. So, after an interview, the best non-annoying way to do this is to write a thank you note and mail it. Nothing large, just a little reminder that you're still waiting their judgement and you leave something in the note to remind them of who you are. Employers go through a lot of people when interviewing for a position.

(this is just a sample)

Name
Title
Organization
Address
City, State, Zip Code

Dear Mr./Ms. Last Name:

It was very enjoyable to speak with you about the assistant account executive position at the Smith Agency. The job, as you presented it, seems to be a very good match for my skills and interests. The creative approach to account management that you described confirmed my desire to work with you.

In addition to my enthusiasm, I will bring to the position strong writing skills, assertiveness and the ability to encourage others to work cooperatively with the department. My artistic background will help me to work with artists on staff and provide me with an understanding of the visual aspects of our work.

I understand your need for administrative support. My detail orientation and organizational skills will help to free you to deal with larger issues. I neglected to mention during my interview that I had worked for two summers as a temporary office worker. This experience helped me to develop my secretarial and clerical skills.

I appreciate the time you took to interview me. I am very interested in working for you and look forward to hearing from you about this position.

Sincerely,

Your Signature

Your Typed Name

[krimsonviper]

Short please.

[MellowZ32]

NO!

[Razi]

I believe that is Selena!

Oh now I see! THANKS FOR ALL YOU HELP RAZI. I HAD NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS!

Dear David:

Thanks for the case of whore crabs!

best regards

John the Maricon

[krimsonviper]

FINE! I used it anyway. Thanks Jay. I'll get someone to tug you later this year.

[krimsonviper]

I didn't even catch his revisement in that quote Razi!

Fuggin' Jay, the Tiny pen15'd Joto. Got me good.

[MellowZ32]

IT'S NOT TINY!
it's petite.

[krimsonviper]

I'm outskis folks!

[AZ89two4Tsx]

So I'm finally in a relationship again, and it feels great. Here's a pic of my girl Amanda.

EDIT: Jay doesn't like me posting pics of his mom. Sorry.....again.

[dre1507]

hey wats up guys?

[MellowZ32]

EDIT: Jay doesn't like me posting pics of his mom. Sorry.....again.

YOU LEAVE MY MOMMY OUT OF THIS!!!

Sup JB!



hey razi assplain
http://www.tunershop.com/Wheel_accessor ... tom_built/

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Damn it. I'm gonna have to ditch 1st period tomorrow. I was supposed to memorize a paragraph of the Declaration of Independence, but I was gone for the JCCS, and never got the assignment. Found out today and none of my friends have that class, lol. So I have no idea what I even need to memorize, lol.

Truancy ftl!

I did, however, get an A on my math test.

[dre1507]

wing the assignment. it if fails, just bust out the start spangled banner. you'll receive an honorary patriotic A.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

You can't wing something that is completely memorization.

You have to memorize it word for word.

[Razi]

hey razi assplain
http://www.tunershop.com/Wheel_accessor ... tom_built/

Some wheels like BBS meshies and stuff are built out of the face, and two barrels.
You can change your offset and width by buying and changing the barrels.

I know that some people buy some wheels with s*** offsets for cheap and change the barrels for omghellaflush

[dre1507]

Just pick anything from it you want to memorize. If the class starts looking at you weird, bust out the anthem. what's the worst that could happen?

[dre1507]

internet mistake.....double post....let's make it useful....i like pie.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Just pick anything from it you want to memorize. If the class starts looking at you weird, bust out the anthem. what's the worst that could happen?

It's a written test!

[Razi]

I haz some pecan pie sitting in the pantry.

Christian, you should memorize the whole thing and blow everyone's mind's away.

[dre1507]

too bad you don't have photographic memory like me. for a test like that all i'd have to do is read over it twice and instant memorization 98% word for word.

razzo, share the pie. NOW!!!!!

[Razi]

You crazy bastard!
I want memory like that.

[dre1507]

no you don't. cause somethings will never be unseen.

[Razi]

Like Jay's pen0r.

[dre1507]

i guess if that's one of your most horrible memories.

[danshaz82]

fack, i cant find a good write up on the s13 key ring light anywheres!
anywho, whats up?

[Dittoz7]

I think they explain it in sone of the zilvia sell threads.

[Dittoz7]

Also I just finished having the weirdest/coolest dream ever. Me and a bunch of people from the learned'd, had the same drama class in some weird mall like school. We all got detention the first day for having a 6 way wrestle free for all on who gets the thick covers during movie time. hahaha