Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Mr1der]

a razor honed scrot is a good feeling.

I think I'm gonna take the gilette to the boys and find a girl to suck them.

[AppleBonker]

Personally, I don't care if the sack is shaved or not. Chicks, on the other hand, seem to be more concerned.

[Mr1der]

this is true.

I can't say anything, I'm not going to fish city if it looks to have a beard.

[AppleBonker]

Me either. It's only fair. If I expect her to keep things clean, I should probably offer the same. Plus, I've found that the more enjoyable I make it for her, the more likely she is to be a repeat customer.

[Bwana]

In church posting on teh nico.

Me too. Although, I'm here for a different reason...

To score some cash out of the offering plate?

[Dattebayo]

Me too. Although, I'm here for a different reason...

To score some cash out of the offering plate?

Close, but not so directly. I'm filling in for the sexton. lol, funny job title, eh?

[Dittoz7]

Meh more like charity work. Covering a womenz seminar... In between the main stuff I lurk. lol

[Dattebayo]

I was told by 7 members of the staff today that there was no toilet paper in the women's bathroom.

Some old bitty complained once and every staff person came down and found me individually to relay the message.
Not only did they handle the supposed mistake by themselves and then find me after (to make me feel bad? I don't know...) but I just finished cleaning and stocking them 30 MINUTES BEFORE!

The lady who complained apparently doesn't know the difference between NO toilet paper and no EXTRA toilet paper.

"Extra" paper was not on the back of every shi**er, so immediately it's translated to NO paper at all? WTF people??
I hate old church goers. Every damn one of them is a complaining old lady who exaggerates, sticks their head in every one's business and makes trouble when things aren't as they like it every time.

[breadbox]

You do bish work for a church? I used to do that in Germany. I had fun but I was also away from home.

[Dattebayo]

No, I don't do "btich" work for a church, I already explained why I am here.

[AppleBonker]

I used to be an altar boy. Imagine that.

[breadbox]

I was an acolyte for exactly one year then I grew out of the clothes and they told me to stop. But I got a 3 year acolyte pin anyway?

Church is a weird place.

[Dattebayo]

They told you to stop because they didn't find you sexy anymore. Seriously, religion is a joke now.

[MellowZ32]

sups peoples!

[Razi]

Guess who won best interior at the K1 Anaheim meet today?

[krimsonviper]

I'm just gonna leave this here for teh Razi.

[Razi]

I'm eating that ish right now!
Is that your lunch?

[krimsonviper]

Yessir! It's delicious! Though not as good as the other Korean places here in town. This is the only joint that has take out though.

[Razi]

Nice.

Looky what I won!

[krimsonviper]

Fxck yeah!

Congratulations man! What's next? Best motor in show?

[Razi]

LOL I'm good enough with this.
I'm too lazy to clean up my engine bay, I've grown old and tired.
People still payed a lot of attention to my engine though, it felt nice that people liked my work.

[Dattebayo]

Interior is the best thing for the driver anyway. I could have the ugliest car in the world as long as the interior is nice, clean and comfortable!

[Razi]

There was an S12 there with a RB26.
The guy came down from Washington or something.
The engine looked facking huge in that engine bay.

[Dattebayo]

There was an S12 there with a RB26.
The guy came down from Washington or something.
The engine looked facking huge in that engine bay.

That's Draconis from club-S12!

That's the only known one of those in the nation. Pretty cool, huh? Did you notice all the dragon stuff all over the engine bay?

[Razi]

Not too much, I was staring more at the pipes and the valve cover, they were done in a cool textured paint and I wondered how my engine bay would look with pipes like that. :P
Owner was a cool guy too!

[Dattebayo]

He seems alright in videos, tho on the forums he tends to be a d!ck. Maybe cause people are riding his nuts all the time. hah...

[Razi]

lol.
It seemed like a bunch of S12 guys met up here in California, and some of em came out of state and decided to drop by.
That s12 was the craziest of the bunch though, the others just had the usual coilovers and wheels, one had a V6 with a very empty engine bay.

[Dattebayo]

SO it was an SE? Those are pretty rare, even tho I owned one. Especially if it was a stock manual.

I emptied my engine bay of all the extra crap so it would be easier to work on, too. Even tho the VG30E is a compact V6, it still cramps up that tiny engine bay.

[Razi]

Yeah, he stripped away a ton of stuff so it was just the engine and a few accessories just chillin in there.
Random stuff was painted kind of half assed though, wasn't all that clean.

Do you feel like a slug now that you have the CA instead of the VG?

[King Ranzo]

Evening sluts.