Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[dre1507]

Lolz. That wicked woman telling her to finish. I'd hit her in the face with one and then ask her if she wants to continue her job. then i'd finish mine.

[Bmore-coupe]

I saw that in the NFL thread. I love how they replayed the watermelon in slow motion multiple times. Looks like it would hurt like hell...

um yeah, I dont understand how her nose isnt broken and her face destroyed.

[AppleBonker]

I guess the watermelon is just slightly softer than the human skull. It does look like she turns her head to the side slightly before impact. Watch it in slomo a few more times (I had to watch it enough to not be cracking up in order to catch it).

dre, that was her partner in the game. If they don't finish, they're out and they lose the potential for winning money. I'd tell her the same thing too. But I'd add, "next time, don't launch it like a f*cktard".

[Dattebayo]

New avatar is new!

[dre1507]

ok, even if it's her partner, at least show some care man. I still would've hit her and tell her to finish it instead.

[Mr1der]

I'm in home depot. Some one stop me from buying tools I don't need!

get a stanley fatmax 5 in 1 tool!



I keep one in the car...I can probably work a door open be it car or home fairly quick with it.

[Dattebayo]

That tool is called a "fubar" in some trades, it makes me lol!

Mostly because it's appropriate and handy.

[Encryptshun]

New avatar is new!

Love it, Dave! I missed the Goomba.

And re: the watermellon to the face thing -- EPIC.

"They don't call it the Amazing Race for nothing."

[AppleBonker]

Glad you liked it Chad.

Dave, new avatar is excellent.

And my bag of crap from Woot was delivered today. It's extra crappy. I just wasted eight bucks...

[Mr1der]

That tool is called a "fubar" in some trades, it makes me lol!

Mostly because it's appropriate and handy.

yeah, it's what mine was tagged as. I think the pansies dropped that name from it though.

the Stanley FAT MAX XTREME FUBAR!

[Encryptshun]

Not to sound like a smartass, Adam, but what did you really expect from somthing sold as a "Bag of Crap". If it didn't contain actual fecal matter, I'd say you fared pretty well.

[AppleBonker]

People have gotten GPS, TVs, Sansas, etc. in the past. I was hoping since Amazon took over Woot they would stuff some decent items in these. I got iPod nano headphones (which I can't use because I don't have the right iPod), a Gold's Gym tote (which is too small for me to use when I go to the gym), a USB numeric keypad (which might work on my netbook, but I see no use) and two packs of Barbie stickers (which I will hopefully use to attract small girls). So besides the stickers I don't have anything worthwhile.

What would've been awesome is if they gave away like a year membership to amazon prime. Not only would it have been useful for me, but I would've bought more stuff from Amazon which would help their bottom line.

[Encryptshun]

People have gotten GPS, TVs, Sansas, etc. in the past. I was hoping since Amazon took over Woot they would stuff some decent items in these. I got iPod nano headphones (which I can't use because I don't have the right iPod), a Gold's Gym tote (which is too small for me to use when I go to the gym), a USB numeric keypad (which might work on my netbook, but I see no use) and two packs of Barbie stickers (which I will hopefully use to attract small girls). So besides the stickers I don't have anything worthwhile.

If I may offer a potential solution:

Use the stickers to get their attention, the headphones to lure them in, the tote to carry their little dismembered heads, and the keypad to make the anonymous call to the police so you don't leave fingerprints on the phone.

[AppleBonker]

Lulz. If only phones had a USB port, that might work.

[Encryptshun]

Who has a phone anymore? Skype dat ish.

[Encryptshun]

Okay, my pretties, I'm out for the night. Time to go sit in traffic.

[AppleBonker]

Then they could track the IP. I'd need to plug into a pay phone. Actually, come to think of it, I haven't seen one of those in ages either. Do they even exist anymore?

[Dattebayo]

but I would've bought more stuff from Amazon which would help their bottom line.

Not really.

Lulz. If only phones had a USB port, that might work.

Gmail has free calling. From you computer. Go to the library!

[King Ranzo]

NEW AVATAR

[TurboSauce]

same old

[AppleBonker]

but I would've bought more stuff from Amazon which would help their bottom line.

Not really.

Such a Debbie downer.

Lulz. If only phones had a USB port, that might work.

Gmail has free calling. From you computer. Go to the library!

I guess I could do that. But I'd have to create a new gmail account that would be harder to trace back to me... Interesting thought though.

[xekushnr]

LOL @ AVATAR AVATAR

[ADDirishboy]

I'm in home depot. Some one stop me from buying tools I don't need!

get a stanley fatmax 5 in 1 tool!



I keep one in the car...I can probably work a door open be it car or home fairly quick with it.

I actually almost bought one when I was doing the carpet in my old place.

Lol, I just got back from seeing my uncle in the hospital. If you didn't know, he was in a super bad car wreck about 6-7 months ago and was in a coma for about half that time. He is doing a lot better and talking, but not really with it yet.

He says some of the FUNNIEST s***. He will go from normal, to screaming, to laughing all in like 10 seconds. Today, we got on the subject of girls and he asked how my gf was. (i was amazed he even remembered her) I told her we broke up. This is basically our convo after he finds out she dumped me:

Him- Where is she?
Me- Tucson.
Him- Get the car.
Me- Why?
Him- We need to go to Tucson.
Me- WTF do we need to go to Tucson for
Him- Because! We need to go down there, and I'm gonna f*** kill her! I'm gonna f*** punch her in the face, and f*** kick her, and f*** pull out her eyeballs! I'm gonna f*** kill her and bite her f*** nose off and eat it!
Me- You're gonna bite her nose off? Dude, that's nasty! There's boogers in there!

Then he just starts laughing his a** off and totally forgets what we were just talking about.

[AppleBonker]

My throat hurts. Think I'm coming down with something. Uber lame.

[AppleBonker]

And NICO needs to stop s*** the bed.

[Razi]

My throat hurts. Think I'm coming down with something. Uber lame.

I told you Tyler's rough.

[AppleBonker]

Ewww.

[TurboSauce]

Ewww.

Fuzz ball speaks Truf!

[AppleBonker]

Bwahaha. "I'm blaming the Learned'd Crew". I hope that was a joke. It doesn't make any sense...

[Razi]

Bwahaha. "I'm blaming the Learned'd Crew". I hope that was a joke. It doesn't make any sense...

He's just jealous of our super awesome exclusive club.
He's tried to get included in our group many times.