I think we've had a thread like this before, but I couldn't resist. My brother sent me this and I figured I'd share. Feel free to add to the list;
ACURA-Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead AUDI-Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW-Bavarian Money Waster -(Backwards) Waste My Bucks-Break My Wallet
BUICK-Built Using Inferior Car Knowledge-Butt Ugly Inefficient Chevy Knock-Off
CADILLAC-Certified As Detroit's Inadequate, Lumbering Luxury Auto Car
CHEVROLET-Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips -Competely Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover EngineTechnology -(CHEVY) Can't Have Expensive Vehicle Yet -Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy EngineeringTechniques
CHRYSLER-Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair
DAEWOO-Da Awful Experience Was Owning One-Depreciation Always Eclipses Worst Of Others
DODGE-Dead On Day Guarantee Expires-Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FERRARI-First Every Race Run, Always Really Incredible
FIAT-Fix It Again, Tony -Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation
FORD-Fixed Or Repaired Daily-Flips Over, Read Directions-First On Recall Day-Fast Only Rolling Downhill- (Backwards) Driver Returns On Foot -(Backwards) Don't Ride On Firestones - Found on Road Dead
GMC-Got a Mechanic Coming? -Garage Man's Companion -General Motors Cashcow -Guaranteed Mechanical Calamity
HONDA-Happy Owners Never Drive Angry-Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything-Happy Owners Never Doubt Acquisition-Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI-Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive
INFINITI-It Never Found Its Niche, It's Truly Inconsequential
ISUZU-Is So Underpowered, Zooming Unlikely
JAGUAR-Just A Gorgeous, Underperforming Anglican Rip-Off
JEEP-Just Expect Endless Problems-Journey Eventually Ends Perpendicularly-Just Empty Every Pocket
KIA-Korea's Incompetence Amazing
LAND ROVER-Loud, Agonizing, Noisy Drive - Rattles On Virtually Every Road
LEXUS-Luxurious, Expensive, (a) Xenophile's Ultimate Score
LINCOLN-Large Income? No Class? Own Lincoln Now.
LOTUS-Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA-Mismanages A Zillion Dollars Annually-Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MERCEDES-BENZ-Mostly European Rich Can Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans, BeautifullyEngineered, Notable Zippy
MERCURY-Most Engines Run, Contingent Upon Repair Yesterday-Mediocre Engine Revs Constantly, Really Yucky
MITSUBISHI-Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior,Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents
NISSAN-No Inspired Styling, Still, Accelerates Nicely
OLDSMOBILE-Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly LateEveryday
PLYMOUTH-Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC-Put On Notice To Improve A Car-Plenty Of Numbskulls Think It's A Cadillac-Product Overabundance Necessitates Traditional Incentive ApplicationConstantly
PORSCHE-Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em
SAAB-Send Another Automobile Back-Swedish Autos Always Breakdown -Sure Ain't A Bimmer
SATURN-Same American Trash Under Revised Name-Stickers Are Truly Unnegotiable, Rebates Nonexistent
SUBARU-Sport Utility Buffs Are Relatively Unimpressed-Sorta Useful, But Are Really Underpowered
SUZUKI-Samurai Upended, Zealous Underwriters Keep Insisting
TOYOTA-Truly Obvious You Overestimate This Automaker-Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile
VW-Virtually Worthless-Vice Wagon
VOLVO-Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
lame but funny!!!
-
MaineExport
- Posts: 3784
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:27 pm
- Car: 95 Nissan 240SX FAL fans AEM intake Hot Shot header Apexi N1 dual Exhaust VLSD ABS NX 50 shot
-
MaineExport
- Posts: 3784
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:27 pm
- Car: 95 Nissan 240SX FAL fans AEM intake Hot Shot header Apexi N1 dual Exhaust VLSD ABS NX 50 shot
-
nissanrcer240
- Posts: 1657
- Joined: Sat Aug 31, 2002 5:22 am
- Car: 90 Nissan 240SX SR20DET
- Contact:
-
Eklectrick
- Posts: 506
- Joined: Sun Apr 06, 2003 9:00 pm
- Car: Photography, Computing