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The only thing more irritating than a Prius owner is a famous Prius owner. Thankfully, Kristen Bell drives a Saturn Vue, the hybrid version. The picture above is from 2007 so she may have traded it in by now, especially after having a minor fender bender in 2008, but its all I’ve got so lets go with it.

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In the photos above, Bell is dropping off her Vue for service while her fiancee Dax Shepard picks her up in a red Silverado. They appear to be GM fans. She and Shepard are both Detroit natives (she’s a Red Wings fan) which may explain their un-Hollywood-like tendency toward American cars.

Her father is Tom Bell, the news director for WOAI in San Antonio. She visits Texas quite frequently, and I actually ran into her on Christmas Day last year at Tex’s ar and Grill on the San Antonio Riverwalk.

[By “ran into her” I mean I sat at my table while she sat at hers.]

As she walked in my friend said, “That girl is a dead ringer for Kristen Bell. Wait… that IS Kristen Bell. I’m serious.”

Sitting at the table with my family, I had my back turned to her, so this is all I got:
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My parents didn’t really know who she was, and I doubt my folks had ever seen Veronica Mars, the 2004-2007 UPN series where Bell played a high school student/detective. My mom did finally recognize her from “Couples Retreat,” a terrible movie that managed to do well at the box office.

You might also recognize her from HBO’s Deadwood, NBC’s Heroes, and the 2008 film “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” where she played Sarah Marshall. She’s famous, but not yet a household name.

After her award-winning role on Veronica Mars, it seems baffling that she’s ended up in so many poorly regarded films.

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Kirsten/Kristen, whatever. All rook same, rite?

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Jesda wrote:Kirsten/Kristen, whatever. All rook same, rite?

She wore a bikini throughout much of Couples Retreat. Very cute. Is she to become your next Mandy Moore? :bigthumb:

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Your interest in her borders on stalking. I find this concerning, but at least you have good taste in targets.

I fixed your title creepy. ;)

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As long as I yell "surprise!" first then I'm good to go.

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They hold to that in jail too. Watch your six buddy!

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themadscientist wrote:They hold to that in jail too. Watch your six buddy!
:chuckle:

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Jesda wrote:As long as I yell "surprise!" first then I'm good to go.
:rotfl :chuckle:

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Jesda wrote:
[By “ran into her” I mean I sat at my table while she sat at hers.]

As she walked in my friend said, “That girl is a dead ringer for Kristen Bell. Wait… that IS Kristen Bell. I’m serious.”

Sitting at the table with my family, I had my back turned to her, so this is all I got:
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Hey, in nalaland that means you hooked up. You should def send a 2x4 snowplow to her home with a note that says "I know you are from Detroit, so I thought you might be able to use this when you go back to visit during the winters. I found the plans on the internet, so they should work really good.

P.S. I like the way you fold your socks. I keep mine in the top drawer too."

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:rotfl :lolling:

I hate writing about these people, but they're good search engine bait. Farting out this nonsense about famous women produces more traffic than paid ads, and I get to look at pics.

mmmpics

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I quite liked "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

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*cough* sodidI *cough* *cough*

She was also wonderfully nasty in "Heroes".

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I never got into heroes.

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:I quite liked "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
I liked it too, but she could have been replaced by anyone in that movie.

It was all about Mila Kunis :yesnod

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Mila Kunis was too busy doing a lesbian scene

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:I quite liked "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".
That movie was awesome, except for when we decided to buy it and we got the unrated version... the first 10min was full of mangina and just when you thought the worst was over, the camera would cut back :eek:

We got into Heroes for the first couple if seasons but after that it went downhill FAST

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Encryptshun wrote:
Hey, in nalaland that means you hooked up. You should def send a 2x4 snowplow to her home with a note that says "I know you are from Detroit, so I thought you might be able to use this when you go back to visit during the winters. I found the plans on the internet, so they should work really good.

P.S. I like the way you fold your socks. I keep mine in the top drawer too."
:spitout: :rotfl :rotfl :lolling: :lolling:

Oh man. This was too good.

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I love a b**** that loves bishez.

I also like the shape of her skull. :couch

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Stalker much? :eek:

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AZ89two4Tsx wrote:Stalker much? :eek:
I don't even know what she smells like yet.

Maybe I'll take a page out of the nala playbook and grind up on her somewhere.

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Hmmm.....doing some research for you:

- She feels her best when at home, relaxing, and wearing sweats and a wife beater
- Dreams of eating Fruity Pebbles from the Stanley Cup and then taking a sponge bath in it
- She admits she's a "whalehugger"
- She likes wearing men's clothing - especially Oxford shirts (sorry, no mention of pants)
- She loves Christian Louboutin heels
- She has dry skin so she does not use abrasive moisturizers
- She likes "light therapy"

That help you any?

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audtatious wrote:Hmmm.....doing some research for you:

- She feels her best when at home, relaxing, and wearing sweats and a wife beater
- Dreams of eating Fruity Pebbles from the Stanley Cup and then taking a sponge bath in it
- She admits she's a "whalehugger"
- She likes wearing men's clothing - especially Oxford shirts (sorry, no mention of pants)
- She loves Christian Louboutin heels
- She has dry skin so she does not use abrasive moisturizers
- She likes "light therapy"

That help you any?
Probably not as much as this....

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Whoa, she was in Her...
Bubba1 wrote:Image
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Thread needs less words, more this:

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I've always thought she weren't bad looking. But somehow I always thought she'd have a stinky vag.

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Pieceofsand wrote:I've always thought she weren't bad looking. But somehow I always thought she'd have a stinky vag.
:rotfl

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what is this thread about again?

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This is the official K. Bell creeper thread.

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Jesda wrote:Image
...i'm sorry, what?

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numbnuts240 wrote:
Jesda wrote:Image
...i'm sorry, what?
He said buttocks thread.

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