Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[AZhitman]

Originally offered by a company called Fiberglass Engineering Design in Indianapolis, this kit purported to convert your 1974-1978 Datsun B210 into a 280ZX...

Now, not many people will ever describe the B210 as a "good looking" car, but this actually, somehow, succeeds in making it WORSE.





I'm not sure how many were sold, and I'm not so sure I want to even see it, but there you have it.

[nissangirl74]

that is BEYOND horrendous

[Razi]

Kill it.

[300ZXttZMAN]

Wow thats horrid.

[danshaz82]

its pretty bad. but it could be worse

[OriginalWheelman]

ECONOMY PLUS!

[themadscientist]

Well you can buy this thing fully assembled at any Nissan dealer.

[flohtingPoint]

Everyone over in 240 General just got build plans for a "dope new whip".

[EZcheese15]

Well you can buy this thing fully assembled at any Nissan dealer.

Dude, DISLIKE!!! Juke is awesome. You're just jealous.

[Red coupe]

The ad pictures don't look THAT bad...
The regular picture of the real car does.

[themadscientist]

Well you can buy this thing fully assembled at any Nissan dealer.

Dude, DISLIKE!!! Juke is awesome. You're just jealous.

Of what? Good for you if you like it. Maybe it tries harder, like a fat chick.

[flohtingPoint]

Maybe it tries harder, like a fat chick.

Someone owes me a new keyboard.

[themadscientist]

Granted.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Ooooh, ergonomic!

[flohtingPoint]

Granted.

I suppose I could confine my PC time to the kitchen.

[MellowZ32]

Ooooh, ergonomic!

[Jesda]

The standard Juke is crotch spawn from Whoopi Goldberg.

And here's a Miata with an identity crisis:

http://www.carpictures.com/photos/07A3A ... t-Car-1995

[audtatious]

The back of the Datsun does not look that bad. The nose sux.

[Bubba1]

Well you can buy this thing fully assembled at any Nissan dealer.

Dude, DISLIKE!!! Juke is awesome. You're just jealous.

It's awesome If you like a vehicle whose front end resembles like the premature spawn of a Pontiac Ateck



and a Zandozan (interstellar hitbeast from the Last Starfighter)



But to be positive about the Juke, it's not nearly as homely as the kitcar subject of this thread.

[themadscientist]

I've seen a few that owners have accessorized in such a way that it sort of balances out, but I credit them for dressing up a turd just right. The car starts at a severe appearance deficit. But hey, it's personal opinion. If we all had the same tastes the roads would be really monotonous. Some like the way it looks and that's great.

[MinisterofDOOM]

and a Zandozan (interstellar hitbeast from the Last Starfighter)



But to be positive about the Juke, it's not nearly as homely as the kitcar subject of this thread.

I always thought the Mitsuoka Orochi looks like a Zandozan.

[themadscientist]

Hit it with everything!

[Mr1der]

you're all on Drugs.

I need that kit, a 210 and a 302 DZ.

I'll be getting your mom shortly after because my feathered mullet and copy of Slippery When Wet complete the total package.

[themadscientist]

Nice pants Jon

[Mr1der]

says the guy that owns parachute pants.

[Red coupe]

says the guy that owns parachute pants.

CAREFUL....
Don't say something you may regret.

[themadscientist]

says the guy that owns parachute pants.

I rock them sumbitches too!

I also have thong drawers with a zipper in the front. Unlike the mullet, the party is in the front.

[Encryptshun]

I'll see your "party" and raise you "my hemorrhoids".

[skydragoness]

You know it's a winner when it's parked in front of a damn log cabin.