Jokes...

[370Z/28]

I'm not going to be tacky and post Michael Jackson jokes, but there is a site http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com that has some jokes that are hysterical.

[Focusedintntions]

Hilarious!!!

[telcoman]

I heard that when Farrah died that she went to heaven & was granted one wish - she wished that all the children of the world would be safe - a few hours later, Michael Jackson died....

Telcoman

[av8or]

I heard that when Farrah died that she went to heaven & was granted one wish - she wished that all the children of the world would be safe - a few hours later, Michael Jackson died....

Telcoman

boooo.. sorry telco.. i love your jokes but it's too early for this one... the man just died... nothing funny about that...

[legit240sx]

due to the fact that Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down into legos and givin to small children so that they can play with him for a change. Unfortunately he will still be a choking hazzard

I had to...but tired of being a mencia and stealing jokes for every one...

[telcoman]

boooo.. sorry telco.. i love your jokes but it's too early for this one... the man just died... nothing funny about that...

OK, here is another blond jole

Subject: Another Blonde Joke

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?" The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?" He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out." Telcoman

[Graflo]

Too Early...? How do you think his rape victims feel watching their rapist being "mourned" by the media. It is disgusting that he is being labled as anything but a child rapist.

Society Fail!

Making catchy songs does not make it ok... But apparently having enough money makes everthing go away. So f'n sick.

[370Z/28]

Sorry if I was tasteless posting this, but I agree, MJ deserves no respect from me. I didn't even like his music. The Thriller video was one of the coolest videos ever, but other than that I didn't like his stuff at all.

My favorite blonde joke.

A blonde needed some cash so she knocked on a guys door and asked him if he had any jobs around his house that she could do.

He said, my porch needs painting, how much will you charge me to paint it.

Blonde said she would do it for $100 and he pointed toward the paint.

She knocked on the door 30 minutes later and he answered it.

Blonde said...I'm finished, and by the way, that is not a Porsche, it is a Lexus.

[telcoman]

Why women can't sleep



Every one of those little blue balls is a thought about something that needs to be done, a decision or a problem that needs to be solved. A man only has only 2 balls and they consume all his thoughts.

Telcoman

[av8or]

Too Early...? How do you think his rape victims feel watching their rapist being "mourned" by the media. It is disgusting that he is being labled as anything but a child rapist.

Society Fail!

Making catchy songs does not make it ok... But apparently having enough money makes everthing go away. So f'n sick.

let it go man.. let it go... the power of christ compels you... by the way, how was neverland?

[pfarmer]

Too Early...? How do you think his rape victims feel watching their rapist being "mourned" by the media. It is disgusting that he is being labled as anything but a child rapist.

Society Fail!

Making catchy songs does not make it ok... But apparently having enough money makes everthing go away. So f'n sick.

I believe he is guilty, but then he was never convicted, money took care of that on his side and the side of at least a couple of possible victims. One has to wonder however he has the most guilt here, the possible rapist or the ones that delivered their children to him even after what he was suspected of became public.

Perry

[LuckyLuke]

How many kids sued MJ for molesting and how many kids slept over at his house? Most famous people settling out of court because of business decision.

Remember Kobe lost a bunch of money after the incident in CO.

If 50 kids slept over at his house, but 1 kid came out and sued him. Then that is suspicious. Macaulay Culkin said he is innocent, right? but I don't know Macaulay Culkin. He might likes it in the (_*_).

But OJ, he is different! he just got a great lawyers on his side.

[pfarmer]

How many kids sued MJ for molesting and how many kids slept over at his house? Most famous people settling out of court because of business decision.

Remember Kobe lost a bunch of money after the incident in CO.

If 50 kids slept over at his house, but 1 kid came out and sued him. Then that is suspicious. Macaulay Culkin said he is innocent, right? but I don't know Macaulay Culkin. He might likes it in the (_*_).

But OJ, he is different! he just got a great lawyers on his side.

As far as MJ we really don't know how many were involved in whatever may have taken place, a percentage of those kids may keep quiet and also we don't even know what sex acts were involved (show and tell for example). We do know he was sued more than once and the second time was far enough after the first that if an act actually did take place with the second instance then why the heck was that kid there? Why was there a bunch of kids that spent time with MJ there after the first time?

Kobe, well I think he paid the price for being stupid and the girl got paid well for something she seems to have initiated, but then we don't really know that either.

With OJ I am glad he got off in LA since it convicted the LA police for being stupid for things like possible cross contamination of the crime scenes (officers moving between the two locations in a high profile case), Furman gathering evidence which becomes tainted partially because who Furman seems to be, etc. Maybe it was for the greater good for one guilty person to get off if 20 innocents do in the future.

I am also glad he is possibly getting nailed for his next set of crimes. He is stupid to expect he can get away with anything forever.

Perry

[Graflo]

boooo.. sorry telco.. i love your jokes but it's too early for this one... the man just died... nothing funny about that...

Nothing funny about a dead diddler... but it seems to you it's ok to imply I must have been child rape... Yeah that's funny.

Let's not get into a big thing here but if you look at all of the mainstream media they are touting MJ as an Icon. Every person I run into or chat with on FB is making jokes about him as a pedoph:le.

I just think it's bad thing when someone who was on the boob tube becomes this superhuman that we should all care about. Even if they are in fact people we wouldn't want living next door because we would be concerned for our childrens safety.

This isn't the place for this and maybe I'm a lil to heated about it... And of course my opinion stinks no less than anyone elses.

[av8or]

Nothing funny about a dead diddler... but it seems to you it's ok to imply I must have been child rape... Yeah that's funny.

Let's not get into a big thing here but if you look at all of the mainstream media they are touting MJ as an Icon. Every person I run into or chat with on FB is making jokes about him as a pedoph:le.

I just think it's bad thing when someone who was on the boob tube becomes this superhuman that we should all care about. Even if they are in fact people we wouldn't want living next door because we would be concerned for our childrens safety.

This isn't the place for this and maybe I'm a lil to heated about it... And of course my opinion stinks no less than anyone elses.

calm down dude... for the record, i never said he was innocent or guilty... i never said it was wrong to make fun of him... all i said was " it's too early.. the man just died"... pls. stop posting about character debate here, like you said, this is the wrong forum for that... and yes, it was funny... ... also pls. don't post if your'e going to talk about MJ here again.. we talk cars here... and "blonde jokes"...

[telcoman]

... we talk cars here... and "blonde jokes"...

And kid jokes-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing . She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.' The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.' A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.' One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, ‘Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

[fiveliterbeater]

Too Early...? How do you think his rape victims feel watching their rapist being "mourned" by the media. It is disgusting that he is being labled as anything but a child rapist.

Making catchy songs does not make it ok... But apparently having enough money makes everthing go away. So f'n sick.

i'm not disagreeing with you but i don't agree with everything you just said. regardless of what happened behind the doors of neverland ranch (we will never know), the man did much more than make a few catchy songs. he inspired dozens and dozens of modern artists that i can guarantee, you yourself probably listen to without even knowing it. and besides, by his passing, it made me think of memories when i was a 4yr old kid and i used to watch the music video "billie jean" on Mtv all the time.

again, i'm not trying to defend what happened with those children (or didn't, i dont know ) but give the man his props when props are due.

[pfarmer]

i'm not disagreeing with you but i don't agree with everything you just said. regardless of what happened behind the doors of neverland ranch (we will never know), the man did much more than make a few catchy songs. he inspired dozens and dozens of modern artists that i can guarantee, you yourself probably listen to without even knowing it. and besides, by his passing, it made me think of memories when i was a 4yr old kid and i used to watch the music video "billie jean" on Mtv all the time.

again, i'm not trying to defend what happened with those children (or didn't, i dont know ) but give the man his props when props are due.

And we will never know if we should give him his props since we don't really know if they are due. I think he has already recieved what was coming to him.

Perry

[tollboothwilley]

And we will never know if we should give him his props since we don't really know if they are due. I think he has already recieved what was coming to him.

Perry

Yup. Judge not that ye be not judged. Who really cares? I say you make jokes to laugh, thats it. If we as people can't laugh at our own society and the stupidity that eminates from it...what can we laugh at?

[pfarmer]

Yup. Judge not that ye be not judged. Who really cares? I say you make jokes to laugh, thats it. If we as people can't laugh at our own society and the stupidity that eminates from it...what can we laugh at?

I think inspiration often comes from how someone dies instead of how they lived.

Watching Farrah's one documentary about dying was a lot more inspiring to me than watching dozens of MJ documentaries about his living.

Perry